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bstiff
02-21-2010, 09:07 AM
Im not sure how I stumbled across this but i haven't seen much conspiracy theory lately. Supposedly some guy found a microchip in Napoleans skull. Instead of mind control maybe they just tagged him like a fish and relased him.

http://www.examiner.com/x-8698-Sacramento-UFO-Examiner~y2010m2d19-Alien-intervention-throughout-human-history-Scientists-stumble-on-possible-proof

Squidbot
02-21-2010, 10:53 AM
Three words.

Weekly. World. News. (http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/15207/alien-chip-in-napoleons-skull/)

Dorkandproudofit
02-21-2010, 10:56 AM
THIS JUST IN!!! ALIEN FOUND IN WOMAN'S REFRIGERATOR--AND IT'S ELVIS' ILLEGITIMATE SON!

/caps

bstiff
02-21-2010, 10:59 AM
I think the bat boy put it there.

Generation ABXY
02-21-2010, 11:33 AM
Three words.

Weekly. World. News. (http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/15207/alien-chip-in-napoleons-skull/)

Whoa, now - when the National Enquirer is up for Pulitzer consideration, nothing's suspect.

Or is it everything?

bstiff
02-21-2010, 11:46 AM
Whoa, now - when the National Enquirer is up for Pulitzer consideration, nothing's suspect.

Or is it everything?

Is there a pulitzer prize for fiction?

Generation ABXY
02-21-2010, 12:06 PM
Is there a pulitzer prize for fiction?

Yes. Too short.

Savok
02-21-2010, 12:12 PM
Dr Dubois, really?

The chip probably says he's a french poodle called Fifi.

Hawkzombie
02-21-2010, 03:13 PM
Dr Dubois, really?

The chip probably says he's a french poodle called Fifi.

Yeah, we're alien's pets and all that, so it's more than likely a way to find him later on. It was either that or tattoo a barcode on the back of his neck.