OMG Napolean alien mind control slave?

[bstiff]

Im not sure how I stumbled across this but i haven't seen much conspiracy theory lately. Supposedly some guy found a microchip in Napoleans skull. Instead of mind control maybe they just tagged him like a fish and relased him.

http://www.examiner.com/x-8698-Sacramento-UFO-Examiner~y2010m2d19-Alien-intervention-throughout-human-history-Scientists-stumble-on-possible-proof

[Squidbot]

Three words.

Weekly. World. News. (http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/15207/alien-chip-in-napoleons-skull/)

[Dorkandproudofit]

THIS JUST IN!!! ALIEN FOUND IN WOMAN'S REFRIGERATOR--AND IT'S ELVIS' ILLEGITIMATE SON!

/caps

[bstiff]

I think the bat boy put it there.

[Generation ABXY]

Three words.

Weekly. World. News. (http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/15207/alien-chip-in-napoleons-skull/)

Whoa, now - when the National Enquirer is up for Pulitzer consideration, nothing's suspect.

Or is it everything?

[bstiff]

Whoa, now - when the National Enquirer is up for Pulitzer consideration, nothing's suspect.

Or is it everything?

Is there a pulitzer prize for fiction?

[Generation ABXY]

Is there a pulitzer prize for fiction?

Yes. Too short.

[Savok]

Dr Dubois, really?

The chip probably says he's a french poodle called Fifi.

[Hawkzombie]

Dr Dubois, really?

The chip probably says he's a french poodle called Fifi.

Yeah, we're alien's pets and all that, so it's more than likely a way to find him later on. It was either that or tattoo a barcode on the back of his neck.