Serapth
02-17-2010, 03:04 PM
Ok, if someone is in Providence, you seriously have to check this out and let me know if this is for real! Im torn, this would either be the worst job ever, or the greatest!
http://providence.craigslist.org/web/1605127194.html
Small boutique marketing company specializing in the restaurant industry has hours available for a relaxed, independent, person who's looking for a place to hang and make some cake. Low pay, but there's usually beer and food in the fridge, and absolutely under no circumstances do we work past 3:30pm m-thurs. The owner bails at 1pm on Friday, so you know what that means. No benefits either, but you do get the benefit that the owner thinks if those crummy govt workers can get silly days off like MLK and President's day, then so shouldn't we! He also thinks pot should be legal but pleeeeeeease, no Libs who voted for Obama. The owner will run circles around you in politics and you'll just end up running out of here crying for momma. 1099ers are strongly encouraged to apply. Oh yeah. We do actually work here and you should expect to produce 20 times more than you're paid. So for this position be prepared to post up for design, build, repair, and renovation of client websites, (PHP, MySql, some Flash, WP and DIYtheme experience required),"Answer the damn phone!" (you'll hear that alot.) graphics design for print and web would be really cool, and ability to do menial tasks like data entry, trash,vaccuum, etc. (You will be the FNG, so it comes with the territory.) Letters of interest, work experience and portfolio, please. And don't forget your phone number. Okay that's it. good luck.
Location: East Greenwich RI
Compensation: not alot.
Telecommuting is ok.
This is a part-time job.
This is a contract job.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
Most, um, unique bits bolded. I can't help but wonder if the person writing this might have been a bit on the stoned side!
http://providence.craigslist.org/web/1605127194.html
Small boutique marketing company specializing in the restaurant industry has hours available for a relaxed, independent, person who's looking for a place to hang and make some cake. Low pay, but there's usually beer and food in the fridge, and absolutely under no circumstances do we work past 3:30pm m-thurs. The owner bails at 1pm on Friday, so you know what that means. No benefits either, but you do get the benefit that the owner thinks if those crummy govt workers can get silly days off like MLK and President's day, then so shouldn't we! He also thinks pot should be legal but pleeeeeeease, no Libs who voted for Obama. The owner will run circles around you in politics and you'll just end up running out of here crying for momma. 1099ers are strongly encouraged to apply. Oh yeah. We do actually work here and you should expect to produce 20 times more than you're paid. So for this position be prepared to post up for design, build, repair, and renovation of client websites, (PHP, MySql, some Flash, WP and DIYtheme experience required),"Answer the damn phone!" (you'll hear that alot.) graphics design for print and web would be really cool, and ability to do menial tasks like data entry, trash,vaccuum, etc. (You will be the FNG, so it comes with the territory.) Letters of interest, work experience and portfolio, please. And don't forget your phone number. Okay that's it. good luck.
Location: East Greenwich RI
Compensation: not alot.
Telecommuting is ok.
This is a part-time job.
This is a contract job.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
Most, um, unique bits bolded. I can't help but wonder if the person writing this might have been a bit on the stoned side!