Have you ever eaten paste?

[Handmade.Mercury]

Well, have you?

[Gorvi]

No, but I imagine it would taste better than a pickle.

[KidCactus]

Of course, liver paste on sandwiches. And I actually have pickles on it too. Like this:

http://blondinbella.se/files/2009/05/img_3319.jpg

[Purple Santa]

Other. By court order I can't explain.

[Dorkandproudofit]

I'm ashamed to say that, yes, I have eaten paste.

Kids, don't eat paste, or you'll end up like me!

[Dorkandproudofit]

Other. By court order I can't explain.

Don't blame yourself. How could you have known that the dolphin would struggle?

[Gorvi]

Don't blame yourself. How could you have known that the dolphin would struggle?
What happened to Dan Marino was an accident, plain and simple. Anyone who says otherwise has an agenda.

[LongStepMantis]

This is the second time in a day I've voted for paste eating.

I love this site.

[shunoshi]

I'm going to approach this question seriously and say, "WTF possesses someone to eat paste?" There was never a time in kindergarten where I looked at my bottle of chunky paste and said, "Mmm, this looks tasty. I think I'll eat some."

I think you have to be a special kind of crazy to be predispositioned to eating paste. Peer pressure doesn't count of course. If you were conned into eating paste by the weirdo kid it's not really your fault.

[Dorkandproudofit]

I'm going to approach this question seriously and say, "WTF possesses someone to eat paste?" There was never a time in kindergarten where I looked at my bottle of chunky paste and said, "Mmm, this looks tasty. I think I'll eat some."

I think you have to be a special kind of crazy to be predispositioned to eating paste. Peer pressure doesn't count of course. If you were conned into eating paste by the weirdo kid it's not really your fault.

Dude, it's not for the taste. You can totally get high off paste, maaaan! :D

[johnperkins21]

I don't recall ever eating paste, but that could be a side effect of eating too much glue.

[shunoshi]

Dude, it's not for the taste. You can totally get high off paste, maaaan! :D

Haha, if you're looking for cheap highs at the age of 6 you are going to have a rough, short life. :D

[Pale Ale]

What happened to Dan Marino was an accident, plain and simple. Anyone who says otherwise has an agenda.

Explains why he never won the big game!


Oh Paste Thread! That disgusting stuff from kindergarden because they didn't balls to give us glue all the time? How can you put that in your mouth?

[Grifter]

I never ate paste but I did intentionally staple my hand because I was curious to know how it felt. Needless to say it hurt so of course the first thing I did was convince the kid next to me to let me staple his hand. He didn't like it much either and as we both found out quite suddenly he was a bit of a screamer... pussy.

[National Kato]

Of course, I eat pasta every week.

[rahsoul]

I never ate paste but I did intentionally staple my hand because I was curious to know how it felt. Needless to say it hurt so of course the first thing I did was convince the kid next to me to let me staple his hand. He didn't like it much either and as we both found out quite suddenly he was a bit of a screamer... pussy.

You were really the kid next to you, admit it.

[Scaryfaced]

Haha, if you're looking for cheap highs at the age of 6 you are going to have a rough, short life. :D

What, like you haven't spun in circles just to get dizzy? I hear that's a gateway to heroine.

[Scull]

I guess I went to advanced kindergarten as I got to use glue. I don't think I've ever even used paste.

[Handmade.Mercury]

I guess I went to advanced kindergarten as I got to use glue. I don't think I've ever even used paste.

There was such an absence of paste at our school, I thought for years that glue and paste were identical.