Lamebook...

[muddi900]

http://www.boingboing.net/_wp-content_uploads_2010_01_jesus1.png

how awesome is it? (http://lamebook.com)

[Narradisall]

ROFLAMO.

What do you expect when you call someone Jesus though.

I've seen some hilarious FB status's and wall posts. Public idiocy is great.

[Dukefrukem]

Oh man. I have a whole series of these saved in my RSS feed.

[Dukefrukem]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/newhaitin1.png

[diablopath]

Just as I was starting to gain focus to study...

Damn you.

[J Arcane]

This one's long as hell, but it's got one hell of a punch line:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/sub-zero.png

[Hawkzombie]

FATALITY!!

Goddamn...Failbooking (http://failbooking.com/) is another good site for these.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/fan29-5.png

Shit...gotta say lamebook is better...

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/DannysInjuredPride.png

[diablopath]

I've seen quite a few that made me laugh out loud, but this one wins for subtlety:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/new-saga2.png

[Narradisall]

I'm on page 16 so far, these are golden.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/failed-examination.png

[Narradisall]

I found this one a lol moment

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/weekendwin-17-1.png

[carnage11]

I've seen quite a few that made me laugh out loud, but this one wins for subtlety:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/new-saga2.png

awesome twilight poster in the back. he must be hard.

[LongStepMantis]

I like the nice, crushing tone of this one:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/new-saga4.png

[Narradisall]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/hello-marina-goodbye-mike.png

[Narradisall]

Holy, this is just hours of entertainment. I feel this should combine with the procrastination thread....

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Welcome-Home.png

[Handmade.Mercury]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/hello-marina-goodbye-mike.png

"I've given my ice breaker"? What the hell?

[Narradisall]

That's not even close to some of the terrible, horrible english in the various posts.

Some of the pictures are hilarious too, always check the backgrounds...

edit#

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Igleww.png

[Handmade.Mercury]

This site is starting to make me want to go on and post clever responses to my friends' statuses (status, if you're linguistically inclined.)

[Narradisall]

Ahahahaha, I'm sorry, this site is just endless amusement.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/fresh-prince-of-bash-air.png

[Narradisall]

This site is starting to make me want to go on and post clever responses to my friends' statuses (status, if you're linguistically inclined.)

Yeah, it's making me want to do something similar, esp considering I know some people who write as bad as them.

Edit# - Nevermind, my friends came through

"xxx has herpes. there all pussy and bleedy"

My reply "They're"

[Handmade.Mercury]

Ahahahaha, I'm sorry, this site is just endless amusement.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/fresh-prince-of-bash-air.png

I should have seen that coming with the indenting at the bottom.

Kinda lame that he restricted it to PMs, though.

[Narradisall]

Holy

Shit

This would have won the bad date thread. It's long, but the pay off is great.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/My-Date-With-Amanda.png

[Banacek]

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/7852/50768828.jpg (http://img683.imageshack.us/i/50768828.jpg/)

[Hawkzombie]

I'm....I'm kinda wanting to do this and see what reactions I get. Am I a bad person?

LMAO...Figures someone else posted the Fresh Prince one.

[Narradisall]

To be fair I'm posting loads.

I have no xbox and there's little for me to do this month. I forsee sites like this keeping me sane....

I could always go another route though....

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Just-WoW.png

[Narradisall]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Oh god. There's just too many

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Firedcrotch.png

[J Arcane]

Oh lord in heaven that should not be as funny as it is.

[BigJonno]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Oh god. There's just too many

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Firedcrotch.png

Is it wrong that I know many, many people who'd come up with something like that?

[Narradisall]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/MonumentalRespect1.jpg

[diablopath]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/thats-what-friends-are-for.png

[J Arcane]

You know for all the humor here, this is also a sterling reminder of why I quit using any of this kind of "social networking" bollocks a long time ago.

Personal/RL shit stays off the Internet for me, thanks. And I especially keep my RL friends and online friends as a solely independent group that does not intermingle.

[Ink Asylum]

I don't believe that sweater story for a second. That holocaust memorial pic is hilarious

[Narradisall]

Epic tree win.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/phriday1.png

[Sl1pstream]

I'm probably going to hell for this, but this made me laugh.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/newhaitin4.png

[Wraith]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wwf.jpg

[Narradisall]

I only noticed the intial poster was black after.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/history-lesson.png

[LongStepMantis]

You know for all the humor here, this is also a sterling reminder of why I quit using any of this kind of "social networking" bollocks a long time ago.

Personal/RL shit stays off the Internet for me, thanks. And I especially keep my RL friends and online friends as a solely independent group that does not intermingle.

That's the main reason I never started. You won't find me on Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, or any of that shit. I'm not saying no one should use them, but for me, I just don't see the point. I try hard enough to keep my friends and family out of shit that doesn't concern them as is.

[Narradisall]

Shit, some of this stuff has to be staged.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/rough-day2.png

[Generation ABXY]

Ah, man, some of those were hilarious; this is getting added to Google Reader. :D

[Narradisall]

I lol'ed

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ImLynchinIt.jpg

[Narradisall]

Greatest grammar correction, ever.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/guess-its-time-to-die.png

[Narradisall]

It's so wrong, but I laughed so hard.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/LoveIsABattlefield3.png

I really should get off this site now.....

[Wraith]

Greatest grammar correction, ever.

[lametattoo]Also misspelled "Though."

[Narradisall]

Also misspelled "Though."

Hard to tell, I thought there was an r there.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Strike-Out.png

Dear god, people are fucked up.

[Wraith]

Hard to tell, I thought there was an r there.I meant the first word. "Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death..." Not "Thou."

[Narradisall]

I meant the first word. "Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death..." Not "Thou."

Oh yeah, bible fail on my part, lol.

[Wraith]

Someone please take away this guy's keyboard:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/zackattack.jpg

[LongStepMantis]

I'd bet good money that the guy who posted that shit has a spray-on tan.

[Wraith]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/spellcheck.jpg

Well, I guess geese do produce "farm town crap."

[Wraith]

Someone please take away this guy's keyboard:Ugh, this is even worse (http://www.lamebook.com/good-luck-reading-this). I'm not even going to try reading that.

[MagGnome]

I'm on page 16 so far, these are golden.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/failed-examination.png

I literally roared with laughter after reading this one. HOLY SHIT!


Lamebook is the only good thing to ever come out of Facebook.

[Handmade.Mercury]

Someone please take away this guy's keyboard:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/zackattack.jpg

"da bombdiggity.comziggity/4realz" made me laugh so hard. "(not a real 'url' lolz HA!)"

[Wraith]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/empire.jpg

[OUX]

Also misspelled "Though."

It isn't spelled wrong, it is just the wrong word entirely. Homophones are tricksy.

[Hawkzombie]

God. I haven't been able to stop reading these all damn day.

[Handmade.Mercury]

It isn't spelled wrong, it is just the wrong word entirely. Homophones are tricksy.

Yeah, but... they're not homophones.

[OUX]

Yeah, but... they're not homophones.

And I said they were tricksy.

[Siraris]

I have no clue how no one has posted this. It's the funniest thing on there.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/froDOH1.png

Ok, this one is incredible too:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/on-the-job.png

[Ox]

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/1820/16638116774819270711980.jpg

Every word is made of win.

[LongStepMantis]

Siraris, that LoTR one is a fucking masterpiece. I get the feeling it's a stage, but I cried from laughing at the ending.

This site makes me weep for humanity, and exult in their downfall. Hooray!

[SilentScreams]

Yup, the LoTR one was brilliant. The best so far, staged or not.

[MagGnome]

What is actually going on in that Egyptian image? It's too small to tell.


That STD one is great too.

These have nearly all been hilarious so far. My favorite is still the social studies one that I quoted earlier. :D

[rein]

My top 3 so far.

Social Studies
LoTR
Egyptian wank-off

[diablopath]

What is actually going on in that Egyptian image? It's too small to tell.

Do you ever consider that maybe the reason you don't get many dates is due to the fact that... oh, I dunno, that you have a reputation that says you destroy boys' self esteem?

[MagGnome]

Do you ever consider that maybe the reason you don't get many dates is due to the fact that... oh, I dunno, that you have a reputation that says you destroy boys' self esteem?

Do you realize that I go on at least one date a week, which is probably way more than you?


Oh wait, did I just do it again? :D

[diablopath]

Do you realize that I go on at least one date a week, which is probably way more than you?


Oh wait, did I just do it again? :D

Well, I took a risk with that statement. My point was, Mags, they're touching each other. Sexually. And it's quite obvious, I think. Maybe I'm just better at recognizing sexual situations than you are, who knows.

And; fuck you. You try to date in Hicksville, Kentucky, then we'll talk.

[scythe]

http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/d/collegehumor.b4e2234a1b65fc0bf05b42cd787ee934.jpg
http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/1/collegehumor.dcf72ed359985c910fef232133945a23.jpg

source (http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794889)

[MagGnome]

Well, I took a risk with that statement. My point was, Mags, they're touching each other. Sexually. And it's quite obvious, I think. Maybe I'm just better at recognizing sexual situations than you are, who knows.

And; fuck you. You try to date in Hicksville, Kentucky, then we'll talk.

I figured that the joke was that they actually weren't doing anything sexual, but I guess that's not the case.

Also, don't be jealous. Just because I date a lot doesn't mean that those dates are worthwhile. Most of the men around here have about as much charm as a warm turd.

[Xerxes]

These are pretty funny.

[Karak]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Oh god. There's just too many

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Firedcrotch.png

I can not see. I keep crying when I see that.
It is the funniest thing I have ever read.
And its funny cause its true:)

That really is a bad name.

[Hawkzombie]

The Chocolate Orange one and the Star Wars ones are fucking priceless.

[OUX]

I can not see. I keep crying when I see that.
It is the funniest thing I have ever read.
And its funny cause its true:)

That really is a bad name.

I got the impression that the *ahem* pimpmachine suggested it and it got him fired.

[muddi900]

I just visted this thread because I am at work don't want to waste my time visiting the real site. Well my co-workers think I am idiot now anyway from trying to contain the laughter.


EDIT:
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/BetterLate.jpg

[ShivaX]

http://i46.tinypic.com/3484n0w.png

[MagGnome]

I just visted this thread because I am at work don't want to waste my time visiting the real site. Well my co-workers think I am idiot now anyway from trying to contain the laughter.


EDIT:
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/BetterLate.jpg

Haha, this is awesome!

What a dirty little Christian slut. ;)

[LongStepMantis]

Haha, this is awesome!

What a dirty little Christian slut. ;)

I grew up down the street from a fiery little redhead whose father was a Pastor...you have no idea. ;)

[bapenguin]

I love Lamebook. Whenever I need to kill some time and reload it's perfect.

[Narradisall]

Justice.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/twilight1.png

[Narradisall]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/awesome.png

[Narradisall]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/response2.png

[Pigeon]

I can't stop reading these!

Well.. I can stop long enough to post this.

And get some soup.

[MagGnome]

I grew up down the street from a fiery little redhead whose father was a Pastor...you have no idea. ;)

You're a lucky man!

I had a good female friend in high school who was a devout Catholic. She fit the stereotypes so well it was kind of strange.

[Squidbot]

I have no clue how no one has posted this. It's the funniest thing on there.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/froDOH1.png


Oh fuck, that's amazing.

[Wraith]

Excellent:

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/get-lost1.png

[Ink Asylum]

Nice. Crack the whip, Lucy!

[MagGnome]

That one is obviously staged. New posts go ABOVE old ones, not below.

FAIL.

[n3rdXcore]

That one is obviously staged. New posts go ABOVE old ones, not below.

FAIL.

I think they edit them for ease of reading.

[MagGnome]

I think they edit them for ease of reading.

Don't bring logic into this. :p

[carnage11]

If my kid told me to 'fuck off', he would be destroyed.


And as far as I know, on Facebook, all comments go from top to bottom. Unless it's a setting you can change, but I know for a fact that's how it is for me and my wife.

edit: nevermind. new status updates go above. I was thinking about the comments, but yeah...duh. :o

[PathMaster]

Justice.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/twilight1.png

Easily my favorite.

[ShivaX]

If my kid told me to 'fuck off', he would be destroyed.


This.

His next status update would be something along the lines of "Stephen longer has a computer or television. Don't bother calling him because he's grounded for the next 6 months."

Maybe with a link to ebay for said television and computer and anything else he might have.

[evilgoodwin]

This.

His next status update would be something along the lines of "Stephen longer has a computer or television. Don't bother calling him because he's grounded for the next 6 months."

Maybe with a link to ebay for said television and computer and anything else he might have.

I would have watched Lost myself and spoiled everything that happened. In fact, I would spoil LOTS of things that he's interested in.

[MagGnome]

I flipped my dad off once, and I thought he was going to kill me. :o

[evilgoodwin]

I flipped my dad off once, and I thought he was going to kill me. :o

This. I was flipping off my brother and my dad got in the crossfire. I've never been in that much trouble.

[TheFlyingOrc]

This. I was flipping off my brother and my dad got in the crossfire. I've never been in that much trouble.

I really love the idea of crossfire with flipping people off.

[Handmade.Mercury]

I really love the idea of crossfire with flipping people off.

Back in 5-6th grade, my friend and I had a running joke that if you spun around in a circle with your middle finger up, the gravity would keep it in orbit, essentially allowing you to flip the entire planet off.

[Wraith]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/still-haitin1.png

[Generation ABXY]

I am well and truly frightened at the idea that some of these people might vote, drive, work in food preparation, etc.

[SilentScreams]

She was watching MTV. She was already retarded before she loaded up Facebook.

[MagGnome]

Our future is well and truly fucked.

[Dorkandproudofit]

This makes me want to start using facebook just so I can fuck with these kinds of people.

[SilentScreams]

If you want to look on the bright side, at least she had good intentions. She might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but at least she's a decent person.

[Siraris]

What is actually going on in that Egyptian image? It's too small to tell.


That STD one is great too.

These have nearly all been hilarious so far. My favorite is still the social studies one that I quoted earlier. :D

It's some sort of Egyptian orgy. The comment about hitting the fluffer on the head with a ruler pushed me over the edge.

[Dorkandproudofit]

Cross-thread reference GET!!!

http://i49.tinypic.com/2ljpa8j.png

[bstiff]

Holy

Shit

This would have won the bad date thread. It's long, but the pay off is great.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/My-Date-With-Amanda.png


If he put his legs in the arms, would his dick be hanging out the neck hole?

[Narradisall]

If he put his legs in the arms, would his dick be hanging out the neck hole?

Only if he was one extremely lucky guy. :p

[MagGnome]

That sweater story is fake. It has to be.

[Hawkzombie]

That's what I was thinking...it's too absurd though, so maybe there's some truth to it.

I mean...if I shit my pants while out with a hot chick, I don't think I'd be able to tell her. But then I'd try my best to wash them in the sink, and claim the sink exploded on me in the bathroom (get the rest of my clothes wet) to hide the fact and just look stupid, instead of smelly :p

EDIT: And as for someone with IBS, the shitting your pants while farting thing has NEVER happened to me, so that's what makes it suspect for me. I also never fart in public like that

[Cactaur]

Sharting is real. Erm... suffice to say I've verified it.

[bstiff]

Only if he was one extremely lucky guy. :p

Maybe it would just be me then :) If it was me, I would rather have the girl think I was a dick for walking out on her than post my bowel issues on the internet.

[Hawkzombie]

Sharting is real. Erm... suffice to say I've verified it.

Oh, I'm not saying that. I just have never had it happen to me. Came close once, but I could kinda feel the difference between a fart and the impending shart. :p

[Dukefrukem]

this is so good

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dumped.png

[Voodoo]

I definitely do not have enough crazy people on my friends list.

[Handmade.Mercury]

Only if he was one extremely lucky guy. :p

What kind of sweaters are you wearing?

[AntonThaGreat]

this is so good

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dumped.png

That's fucked up and amazing at the same time. lol

[pronounconnoun]

What kind of sweaters are you wearing?

Turtle-necks!



Edit: This seemed rimshot worthy when I said it in my head. Not as funny now, though.

[chex]

Cross-thread reference GET!!!

http://i49.tinypic.com/2ljpa8j.png

This makes me ashamed to be human. I'll leave it at that.

[MagGnome]

Sharting is real. Erm... suffice to say I've verified it.

It happened to my roommate one time. It was pretty hilarious, but the mess he had to clean up was not so funny.

Thinking about that story still brings a smile to my face. :D


Edit - That post about flushing the toilet is priceless. Keep them coming!

[Wraith]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hait2.png

:facepalm:

[MagGnome]

Oh my....

Who refers to snowfall as a "downpour"?

Speaking of snow, I wish it would stop snowing here. :(

[Banacek]

Oh my....

Who refers to snowfall as a "downpour"?

Speaking of snow, I wish it would stop snowing here. :(

What's snow? :p

[Generation ABXY]

I mean...if I shit my pants while out with a hot chick, I don't think I'd be able to tell her. But then I'd try my best to wash them in the sink, and claim the sink exploded on me in the bathroom (get the rest of my clothes wet) to hide the fact and just look stupid, instead of smelly :p

Or, just wash what's necessary and claim someone spilled water all over the bathroom floor and you slipped. Be sure to get all indignant with the manager, too, just for effect. ;)

[MagGnome]

What's snow? :p

You shut your damned mouth.

[Generation ABXY]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/still-haitin1.png

Somewhat related (and from a different site):
http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/funny-facebook-txt-haiti.png?w=546&h=755

[MagGnome]

Ha! That's pretty funny.

[muddi900]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/MinorSetbacks11.png

[Ink Asylum]

It's getting hard to tell the real ones from the fake ones. Is that a Twilight reference?

[Narradisall]

The Haiti text one was hilarious. Yeah, an $1880 bill. Nice work there.

[Generation ABXY]

Is that a Twilight reference?

Not that I can tell; I mean the only thing that looks related is the name Cullen (well, that and the pedophilia, depending on your view of the series).

I agree, though: it is difficult to tell the real from the fake. I just assume they're all fake, and laugh at the best inventions. ;)

[MagGnome]

Ugh, reading that last one made my brain hurt. Why are people incapable of writing coherently?

[Generation ABXY]

Ugh, reading that last one made my brain hurt. Why are people incapable of writing coherently?

Because it makes for excellent material:

“In the future, spelling, punctuation, and grammar are the weapons of war for a new breed of revolutionary. A minority hated and feared by the rest of society, they are hunted in a world that calls them criminals. You will call them ‘The Apostrophes.’”

I'm working on a pitch for ABC now. ;)

[SilentScreams]

Because it makes for excellent material:

“In the future, spelling, punctuation, and grammar are the weapons of war for a new breed of revolutionary. A minority hated and feared by the rest of society, they are hunted in a world that calls them "crminlz lol". You will call them ‘The Apostrophes.’”

I'm working on a pitch for ABC now. ;)

I think the changes are fitting.

[MagGnome]

Ha, that's awesome. :)


LOL

[Disgustipated]

Because it makes for excellent material:

“In the future, spelling, punctuation, and grammar are the weapons of war for a new breed of revolutionary. A minority hated and feared by the rest of society, they are hunted in a world that calls them criminals. You will call them ‘The Apostrophes.’”

I'm working on a pitch for ABC now. ;)

I lol'd. I'd watch it, too.

[SilentScreams]

http://i49.tinypic.com/j7rqy9.jpg

Not a Lamebook one...I just Stumbled on this one and it made me laugh.

[Handmade.Mercury]

I'M SPEAKING VERY QUIETLY.

Caps Lock = Cruise Control...

... for cool.

[Ink Asylum]

Farmville = Serious Business

[Whunpo]

I'M SPEAKING VERY QUIETLY.

Caps Lock = Cruise Control...

... for cool.
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

a

[Handmade.Mercury]

Farmville = Serious Business

I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN IT CAME TO FARMVILLE.caps

[carnage11]

I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN IT CAME TO FARMVILLE.caps

Not so serious when it comes to English however.

[Generation ABXY]

So, do you have to pay for that Farmville money, because then I might be able to understand at least the initial anger (if not the apparent intensity)?

[Wraith]

So, do you have to pay for that Farmville money, because then I might be able to understand at least the initial anger (if not the apparent intensity)?I haven't played it, but it sounds like you get money from putting in gobs of time in your farm. Or by completing these partner offers (that may cost money) that promise you Farmville stuff. Though maybe they do have a cash for virtual currency exchange.

[Ink Asylum]

I believe you can buy coins with real money if you want.

[H.Bogard]

This makes me ashamed to be human. I'll leave it at that.

Yeah, I mean... Dill Pickle Chips? Seriously? :D

[carnage11]

They have Farmville Cash which costs real money or you get one FV cash every time you level. There are things you can buy that are only for FV cash. Most stuff in the game is for coins which you earn and spend growing and harvesting crops. She's talking about coins which with a big farm you could get about 900,000 in maybe a week or two. Not really a big deal. Besides this stupid bitch doesn't even know how to play because everyone knows you expand your farm and make more coins. Also, like how I used to play, you spend the money buying things to give you experience and allowing you to level faster and in turn make more money.

[Elrik Murder]

I don't care what anyone says, that Star Wars post wins the best of hands down. The rest just make me sad, and interestingly enough, leave me with the desire to delete my profile.

[MagGnome]

How fucking sad is that last entry? Farmville is a plague upon humanity.

[Arphahat]

How fucking sad is that last entry? Farmville is a plague upon humanity.

Meh, it is OK, but no one should be taking it as seriously as the chick in that post was.

I've played it, but I always treated it more like a little virtual Zen garden. What I don't get is the people who pay real money for the in-game items. WTF?

[Generation ABXY]

I've played it, but I always treated it more like a little virtual Zen garden. What I don't get is the people who pay real money for the in-game items. WTF?

Yeah, I may buy the occasional game online, but since I'm not sure I've ever even spent a dime on DLC, paying for in-game currency would be right out. And, of course, I used to spend hours playing Harvest Moon, so I suppose I can see where that appeal comes from, too (assuming they're as similar as they sound).

[Handmade.Mercury]

They're not. Harvest Moon is a game.

[rein]

What is lamer than stupid people on Facebook? How about stupid people in Playboy?


PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?
MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.

[chex]

Yeah, I mean... Dill Pickle Chips? Seriously? :D

... Yeah... that's totally what I was talking about.
How fucking sad is that last entry? Farmville is a plague upon humanity.

Thank you for so eloquently summing up my feelings on this issue. Lady needs a chill pill.

[MagGnome]

Thank you for so eloquently summing up my feelings on this issue. Lady needs a chill pill.

No problem. I'm glad I'm not the only one who detests Farmville and its ilk.

[Handmade.Mercury]

Someone sitting at the front of the class I'm in right now is playing FarmVille...

[H.Bogard]

That almost digusts me as much as people attending class being busy posting in forums!

[Handmade.Mercury]

It's a history of art class.

I need not say more.

[Wraith]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/olympic1.png

[Press Ninja]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/olympic1.png

I...I... That's just... Who the hell doesn't know Cool Runnings?!

[rein]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/olympic1.pngThat's funny. I am sitting at my desk LMAO and people are starting to realize that I'm not that busy right now.

[Narradisall]

I would have given him more points if he managed to actually fit the name of the movie in that post....

[Libuke]

They movie is based on real event so you don't actually have to reference the movie.

[Narradisall]

Yeah, but it would have been more amusing to me.

[MagGnome]

That one is great. Poor Jamaicans. :(

[Hawkzombie]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/love-hurts6.png

It's my 5 year wedding anniversary tonight. I think I'm gonna use that line on my wife.

[Handmade.Mercury]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/love-hurts6.png

It's my 5 year wedding anniversary tonight. I think I'm gonna use that line on my wife.

I'm seeing a reaction video on the YouTubes.

[MagGnome]

I'm seeing a reaction video on the YouTubes.

I hope she tasers him and cuts his balls off.

[Generation ABXY]

I hope she tasers him and cuts his balls off.

Sweet Jesus, that was unexpected. O_o

[MagGnome]

Sweet Jesus, that was unexpected. O_o

Was it really though?

[Hawkzombie]

Was it really though?

Jealousy is an ugly thing, Mag :p

She just gave me a :confused: face, rolled her eyes, and then smacked me. Still was a good anniv. though.

[Vandabo]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/love-hurts6.png

It's my 5 year wedding anniversary tonight. I think I'm gonna use that line on my wife.

Gonna give her a lesson Pain 101? With a cricket bat, no less?

[Pigeon]

Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. First you gotta understand what a crumpet is.

[muddi900]

I've been following cricket since I was 5 and I've never heard of the term crumpet.

[Narradisall]

She just gave me a :confused: face, rolled her eyes, and then smacked me. Still was a good anniv. though.

Still no sex though. :p

[carnage11]

I've been following cricket since I was 5 and I've never heard of the term crumpet.

What?! I thought they had a Tea and Crumpet break during the 7th inning stretch. :confused:

[Hotcod]

I feel sorry for those of you that have not known the joys of crumpet

[Narradisall]

I feel sorry for those of you that have not known the joys of crumpet

The food or female variety?

[Hotcod]

Both good sir, both. At the same time for preference.

[Hawkzombie]

I thought the women were strumpets

[muddi900]

I thought the women were strumpets

bad-bing-tssh. (http://www.instantrimshot.com/)

[Pigeon]

I've been following cricket since I was 5 and I've never heard of the term crumpet.

Seriously? You don't know this?

7_6KMGB_Pkw

[nixpayn]

that site is a train wreck. you learn lots of things tho.. like theres a "Hitting women" fangroup on facebook and such. Some of the pics are funny tho -

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/BackgroundChecks2.jpg

[MagGnome]

Doh, Casey Jones is from TMNT! The name sounded sort of familiar, but I couldn't place it.

[Hawkzombie]

Dammit, I wanna watch that movie now.

[Xerxes]

That sweater story is fake. It has to be.

I kept waiting for him to talk about his getting to a fight over some B-Ball.

[Hawkzombie]

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/funny-facebook-spellcheck-ad.png?w=459&h=265

[Generation ABXY]

That's awesome...and slightly depressing.

[Expugnare]

Here's one from my very own feed.
http://www.flexamail.com/GetImage.ashx?Id=2398
To provide an explanation that makes it understandable: We went to Holi, the Hindu Festival of Colour on Sunday and everyone throws dyes (along with much more disgusting things like eggs, ketchup, chocolate sauce) on each other while wearing white clothing. Being some of the only white people there, our coloration was quite prolific compared to our brown compatriots.

[muddi900]

We have a thing like Holi here, its called End of finals.

[MagGnome]

More! More!

Preferably no more like that "board/bord" one though, as that just made me sigh. Further evidence that most people are complete idiots.

[Generation ABXY]

Preferably no more like that "board/bord" one though, as that just made me sigh. Further evidence that most people are complete idiots.

But the good news is, they can vote and drive cars! Oh, wait...

[cppcrusader]

Holy shit, I knew this was going to happen one day. I'm fairly certain there's a post on there about one of my cousins.

[MagGnome]

Why haven't you shared it with the rest of us?

[Expugnare]

We have a thing like Holi here, its called End of finals.

Seems like, being that close to India, you might actually have, well, Holi. :p

Honestly, I was amazed at how many brown people had gathered in one field. Houston is a pretty big city and we have a decent South Asian population but there were probably about 2000 at just the festival I went to with friends.

[cppcrusader]

Why haven't you shared it with the rest of us?

Partly because I was too busy at the office, and partly because I was debating whether or not to post it.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/little-sick3.png

But mostly the too busy at the office part.

[Hawkzombie]

I'm almost afraid to ask...which one is your cousin? LOL

[MagGnome]

I'm almost afraid to ask...which one is your cousin? LOL

All three of them. That's the most embarrassing part.

[muddi900]

Seems like, being that close to India, you might actually have, well, Holi. :p

Honestly, I was amazed at how many brown people had gathered in one field. Houston is a pretty big city and we have a decent South Asian population but there were probably about 2000 at just the festival I went to with friends.

My dad has a house there. I even lived there for a few months.

[boratika]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/WorkItGirl2.jpg (http://www.lamebook.com/work-it-girl)

I couldn't stop laughing about this for like five minutes. Then periodically laughing about it all day. No one seemed to understand what I thought was so funny about it.


Ah, good on her, she made my day.

[MagGnome]

I don't get it. Is there something I'm missing?

[Chris_D]

Oh dear, oh dear... keep 'em coming!

[cppcrusader]

I'm almost afraid to ask...which one is your cousin? LOL

Unfortunately, neither of the two having the conversation. The last time I was visiting my uncle and cousins one of her friends was complaining about how disgusting her apartment was.


All three of them. That's the most embarrassing part.

Well, my family does have roots in Kentucky and Tennessee after all.

[Hawkzombie]

I don't get it. Is there something I'm missing?

She took her picture and made it a mermaid. A very crappy mermaid. There's nothing to miss :p

[Narradisall]

Win

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/wins3-2.png

#edit - and lose it seems

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/stain3.png

[Suave Peanut]

Every new post from this blog that shows up in my Google Reader is like a little gift from the universe.

[MagGnome]

She took her picture and made it a mermaid. A very crappy mermaid. There's nothing to miss :p

Yeah, I suppose that's simple enough. :p

I really need to start using RSS and add this site. However, I've never used it and have no idea how. I barely even know what RSS is, although I will say that it makes more sense to me than Twitter, which shall forever be a mystery.

[Hawkzombie]

Yeah, I suppose that's simple enough. :p

I really need to start using RSS and add this site. However, I've never used it and have no idea how. I barely even know what RSS is, although I will say that it makes more sense to me than Twitter, which shall forever be a mystery.

Apparently we're more alike than I figured. I have no idea about RSS either. I feel stupid, but I honestly never bothered.

[Wraith]

Yeah, I suppose that's simple enough. :p

I really need to start using RSS and add this site. However, I've never used it and have no idea how. I barely even know what RSS is, although I will say that it makes more sense to me than Twitter, which shall forever be a mystery.Check out Google Reader (http://reader.google.com).

In firefox, I just find the RSS link on a site, click it, and it asks where I want to add it. Choose Google > Google Reader. Other browsers should handle it similarly.

Or if you don't see a link for it on the site's page, Google Reader has a search feature that might be able to find the right feed.

And once you're subscribed to a number of feeds, you can start organize them into folders.

[MagGnome]

Apparently we're more alike than I figured. I have no idea about RSS either. I feel stupid, but I honestly never bothered.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

However, please don't get too cosy with me. I don't approve of your alternative lifestyle.


Check out Google Reader (http://reader.google.com).

In firefox, I just find the RSS link on a site, click it, and it asks where I want to add it. Choose Google > Google Reader. Other browsers should handle it similarly.

Or if you don't see a link for it on the site's page, Google Reader has a search feature that might be able to find the right feed.

And once you're subscribed to a number of feeds, you can start organize them into folders.

Thanks, I'll check that out. COG is just about the only site I check on a daily basis, so I'm not sure that I have much to gain from RSS, but I'll give it a whirl.

[Arphahat]

Google Reader is the bomb. There is no point in trying to explain why you need it: once you've used it, you know you can never go back.

[Generation ABXY]

Indeed; I can't believe I missed it (Google Reader) for so long.

One thing I really like: you can avoid a lot of the problems of visiting a multitude of sites, like picking up a virus and a hundred friggin' pop-ups.

[Straximus]

Took me a couple minutes to stop laughing after this one.
:D

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/prego1.png

[Cit Phil Cit]

http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/d/collegehumor.b4e2234a1b65fc0bf05b42cd787ee934.jpg
http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/1/collegehumor.dcf72ed359985c910fef232133945a23.jpg

source (http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794889)


For the record, General Veers was not force choked by Vader.

So like, that is totally wrong.

However, Piett would have worked.

[MagGnome]

Indeed; I can't believe I missed it (Google Reader) for so long.

One thing I really like: you can avoid a lot of the problems of visiting a multitude of sites, like picking up a virus and a hundred friggin' pop-ups.

I had a dream last night that my computer was loaded with viruses. I guess I should install a scanner, eh? :o

[boratika]

I had a dream last night that my computer was loaded with viruses. I guess I should install a scanner, eh? :o

Perhaps time to see your doctor. Your dream may be trying to tell you something.

[Kagger]

For the record, General Veers was not force choked by Vader.

So like, that is totally wrong.

However, Piett would have worked.

If you want to get really technical , Veers wasn't a general until after Motti and Tarkin had died.:p

[Generation ABXY]

Took me a couple minutes to stop laughing after this one.
:D

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/prego1.png

Oh, sweet Jesus, tell me that was a joke. :eek:

[Wraith]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ThursdayIsHerDay1.png

[J Arcane]

That's brilliant. Truly brilliant.

[MagGnome]

Perhaps time to see your doctor. Your dream may be trying to tell you something.

:eek:

My last checkup at the free clinic was free and clear, thank you very much.



Oh, sweet Jesus, tell me that was a joke. :eek:

Are you really that surprised?

[Ox]

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/4861/nootherlikemother5.png

"Omfg mum i though u like cock psml" caused me to laugh so hard I hyperventilated and got dizzy.

[Hawkzombie]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/current4-3.png

Honestly...who here wouldn't?

[Xerxes]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/current4-3.png

Honestly...who here wouldn't?

I don't know about Ed Bagley Jr., ummm I meant the gay sex. Yes, that's what I'm not so sure about. :confused:

[OUX]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/current4-3.png

Honestly...who here wouldn't?
Would the pillow talk center around inertia being a property of matter?

[Hawkzombie]

Would the pillow talk center around inertia being a property of matter?

oQPFoDkGFrU

[Scaryfaced]

I had a gay physics professor in college that reminded me of an older Bill Nye. He talked exactly like him, same style of speech when he explained things, the works. As an art major, I only needed to take two of his courses, but I ended up taking four. That should say alot, considering Artists aren't known for doing things they dont have to.

Thanks to this thread, I now can't scrub the image of my professor and Bill Nye making out while trying to explain the physics of light to me.

[muddi900]

I have been using Google Reader for over a year now. The only other site I visit now is COG. Also, Better Greader for firefox by lifehacker. Allows you to preview items.

[muddi900]

Also;

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/tmi4-61.png

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/NoOtherLikeMother21.png

EDIT:
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/family1-21.png

[Squidbot]

A raid on suspected militants in the West Bank was cancelled yesterday after an Israeli soldier updated his Facebook status to read "On Wednesday we clean up Qatanah, and on Thursday, god willing, we come home." The solider has since, unsurprisingly, been relieved of combat duty for being a moron. He'll also spend 10 days in prison for his update. (http://gizmodo.com/5485797/israeli-raid-cancelled-after-very-stupid-facebook-post?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:%20gizmodo/full%20%28Gizmodo%29)

[Hawkzombie]

LOL...that honestly could go in the laugh and lose thread, cuz I just lost.

[Narradisall]

Got to love it when we arm stupid people and train them to kill.

[muddi900]

Now, I've seen everything!

[Wraith]

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/wedphoto2.png

[Borthcollective]

Pageant Circuit for her.

[MagGnome]

That poor girl is already shaping up to be a loser. :(

[ShivaX]

That poor girl is already shaping up to be a loser. :(

With cancer!

[DeathtollWRX]

Dude that is child abuse.

[SilentScreams]

Some kids need to be confiscated for their own good.

[Suave Peanut]

It would be worse if the bed was actually on.

[Handmade.Mercury]

Or if there was a gun Wii-mote on the bed.

[Narradisall]

I'm a bad person, and so are you if this amuses.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Oscar1.png

[Generation ABXY]

I'm a bad person, and so are you if this amuses.

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Oscar1.png

Not Facebook, I know, but everytime I read something about Carradine, I think of this:
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/9085/anoncarradinep.jpg

[Siraris]

"Omfg mum i though u like cock psml" caused me to laugh so hard I hyperventilated and got dizzy.

Some of these Lamebook posts are mind blowing. Who would talk like that to their mother, and to their children? If I ever made a comment like that to my mother, I would literally blink out of existence.

I also think you invented a new acronym: LSHIHGD

[Banacek]

Some of these Lamebook posts are mind blowing. Who would talk like that to their mother, and to their children? If I ever made a comment like that to my mother, I would literally blink out of existence.

I also think you invented a new acronym: LSHIHGD

Dude, I was out at the pub last night, trying to get a few rounds of darts in with my friends, and this mother and her two daughters came in. They were clearly a bit drunk when they got there, and proceeded to keep drinking and be very loud and obnoxious. Apparently the new thing is for moms to act like kids along with their children.

[Bingley Joe]

Gotta love a good Spoonerism

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/TerribleType2.png

[Bingley Joe]

oh shit.. I'm dying here..

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/news1.png

[Handmade.Mercury]

Gotta love a good Spoonerism

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/TerribleType2.png

Wait, which letter did the 'a' get switched with?

[Bone]

Not Facebook, I know, but everytime I read something about Carradine, I think of this:
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/9085/anoncarradinep.jpg
Of all the posts in this thread... this one is the one that made me pee a little! So wrong... so funny. Grasshoppa.

[DeathtollWRX]

That tatoo is ten times of f'ed up!

[MagGnome]

Dude, I was out at the pub last night, trying to get a few rounds of darts in with my friends, and this mother and her two daughters came in. They were clearly a bit drunk when they got there, and proceeded to keep drinking and be very loud and obnoxious. Apparently the new thing is for moms to act like kids along with their children.

That's been happening for decades now. Where have you been? :p


Why does that tat give him a grasshoppers' body?

[Ink Asylum]

Why does that tat give him a grasshoppers' body?

On the TV Series Kung Fu David Carradine's character was called "Grasshopper" by his kung fu master when he was in training.

[Generation ABXY]

Why does that tat give him a grasshoppers' body?

Better question: how do you not know the answer to that? :eek: