Can't save the world? Zombie Tools

[OldeWolf]

I came across this very interesting site, thought you guys would love to see what they have to offer including 3 swords!

http://zombietools.net/images/weapons/apocalax-7654.jpg

http://zombietools.net/images/weapons/bone-machete,-curve,-for-website,-2736.jpg

http://zombietools.net/images/weapons/two-faced-bitch,-for-web,-2749.jpg

Zombie Tools (http://zombietools.net/)

Feel free to add more Zombie tools/equipments/etc websites in here. :D

[OldeWolf]

5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen (http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html)

[iHap]

Will swords be enough to kill a horde of Zombies? you'de have to be crazy to try it.

[Suave Peanut]

Will swords be enough to kill a horde of Zombies? you'de have to be crazy to try it.
It makes for some interesting merchandise, but you can be damn sure I will not be within arm's reach of the zombies when the outbreak does occur.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

Buying pre-dirtied swords, to me, is like buying those jeans with the holes already in them.

[Generation ABXY]

It makes for some interesting merchandise, but you can be damn sure I will not be within arm's reach of the zombies when the outbreak does occur.

Where's that chainsaw on a stick when you need it, eh?

Buying pre-dirtied swords, to me, is like buying those jeans with the holes already in them.

Despite having not confirmed whether your wardrobe is devoid of pre-ripped jeans or not, I'm going to assume you mean stupid.

[Suave Peanut]

Where's that chainsaw on a stick when you need it, eh?
Chainsaw? Nah... not enough bullets!

[OldeWolf]

I'm pretty sure you can request without that white paint splatter when you go buy one.

[Reverant]

Butch women seem to go hand in hand with strange clothes and melee weapons.

[Widgetcraft]

Will swords be enough to kill a horde of Zombies? you'de have to be crazy to try it.

I dunno, for me it would depend on the density of the horde, and the type of zombie. I mean, if we're talking something along the original Night of the Living Dead, I would fuck their shit up with a sword like that. They were slow, and spread out. Now if we're talking a Dawn of the Dead remake situation: Fuck swords. Guns and barricades are where it's at, in that case. Having a good melee weapon around wouldn't be a terrible idea, still.

[iHap]

If a Zombie break out occured I would rather be in Russia where they have piles of AK's sitting around collecting dust. Or to Germany and pick myself up a MG42 :)

[Xionicist]

Will swords be enough to kill a horde of Zombies? you'de have to be crazy to try it.

I am under the impression that these are meant to be a back-up method of zombie defense, in case you run out of bullets. And unless you're a crack shot sitting on top of a munitions dump, sooner or later you'll run out of bullets.

[KingGorilla]

I can stroll into a sporting goods store and pick up a machete, a wood axe and a bowie knife.

[OldeWolf]

I can stroll into a sporting goods store and pick up a machete, a wood axe and a bowie knife.

Here's a quote from Zombie Tool website:

Why don’t I just buy a cheap machete from website X?
If you’d rather have something mass-produced without love by exploited Chinese grandmothers, have at it. But be warned, it might come back to bite you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmRUaxq-QhU).

So, by all mean, go on ahead and buy those made in china goodies. I'll stick to good old fashion American quality goods. ;)

[KingGorilla]

I do not think that Smith and Wesson make their cuttlery in China.

[ShivaX]

I do not think that Smith and Wesson make their cuttlery in China.

Yeah but Walmart only has Meyerco on their website.

I wanted to make a joke out of this but they do it on their own:

Model No.: MCMACH22
Shipping Weight (in pounds): 2.4
Product in Inches (L x W x H): 28.0 x 3.5 x 1.5
Assembled in Country of Origin: USA and/or Imported
Origin of Components: USA and/or Imported


So all their machetes are assembled in America... or someplace else and imported. The components are American... or from someplace else and imported.

Well no kidding. I find that everything I own is either made in America or someplace else and made from components that are either American or foreign. I assume it means they have some US made goods, but not all of them are and its a crap shoot if you get one made in the USA or in China/Mexico depending on the lot you get (though since its Walmart I'm assuming you're probably getting a Chinese one).

[KingGorilla]

http://www.sheldoncomics.com/strips/sd021109.gif
http://www.sheldoncomics.com/

Probably the most accurate depiction of "Made in America."

[Squidbot]

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[OldeWolf]

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Geez, what the hell was that. :p

That's quite good for a short video.

[Schnoogs]

http://www.sheldoncomics.com/strips/sd021109.gif
http://www.sheldoncomics.com/

Probably the most accurate depiction of "Made in America."

Only it's not all that accurate.

[NoName]

Wow, those blades are nice. It's hard to find battle-ready full tang weapons these days. The prices are pretty good too for what you're getting.

[Morangie]

Geez, what the hell was that. :p

That's quite good for a short video.

Thats the classic Shark vs Zombie scene from Zombie Flesh Eaters.