Suave Peanut...IS A FARCE [Archive]

Purple Santa

12-04-2009, 04:15 AM

Your avatar is, in fact, a walnut. I demand satisfaction. Either change your name or your avatar, good sir!!

Just guilt him back to his old avatar. All avatars should be changed to some form of a peanut avatar. Show him the ways of the peanut are enlightening...the way of the walnuts is...well nuts :p

Hotcod

12-04-2009, 04:38 AM

Your avatar is, in fact, a walnut. I demand satisfaction. Either change your name or your avatar, good sir!!

and yours is not, in fact, a hawk... zombie or not.

Purple Santa

12-04-2009, 06:13 AM

and yours is not, in fact, a hawk... zombie or not.

This is causing some self reflection. I am indeed..not a purple santa. Or snoopy atop my dog house. I feel lost now. I have no identity. I want to than you for that. Who am I???

Lance Uppercut

12-04-2009, 07:42 AM

I'm not Mexican.

Shrinn

12-04-2009, 07:52 AM

I'm definitely The Guy.

total

12-04-2009, 07:56 AM

I actually am House so you are all incredibly stupid.

Bad Buddha

12-04-2009, 08:17 AM

I've been known to go for a little of the old ultra-violence, my little droogies.

Nameless

12-04-2009, 08:17 AM

I'm certainly not Flight of the Conchords (featuring Mario & Luigi hats), no matter how much I wish I were.

This argument is A FARCE. ;)

Dorkandproudofit

12-04-2009, 08:18 AM

My avatar is more or less what I look like, but I don't really have a Mario cap.

civil

12-04-2009, 08:18 AM

I am Bad Buddha's glass of milk.

Lint of Death

12-04-2009, 09:21 AM

I actually studied aerospace engineering for a year and am currently working on a civil/environmental/geotechnical engineering degree. Also, blue is one of my favorite colors.

Shadowstorm

12-04-2009, 09:23 AM

I actually studied aerospace engineering for a year and am currently working on a civil/environmental/geotechnical engineering degree.

Nice! :)

MOO?! (text numbers 123358678256701)

Troggles

12-04-2009, 09:23 AM

I am a 7 legged spider with a double beer hat.

Lint of Death

12-04-2009, 09:25 AM

I am a 7 legged spider with a double beer hat.

So, as with foreign languages, the alcohol helps you - a spider - type better?

Shadowstorm

12-04-2009, 09:25 AM

By the way, I am in fact, Captain Picard of the USS Enterprise.

Bitches.

Handmade.Mercury

12-04-2009, 09:26 AM

I'm, uh... hmm.

Troggles

12-04-2009, 09:27 AM

So, as with foreign languages, the alcohol helps you - a spider - type better?

You try typing with 7 legs, no fingers, and no arms long enough to reach the mouse. It would lead you to drinking too.

Lint of Death

12-04-2009, 09:28 AM

You try typing with 7 legs, no fingers, and no arms long enough to reach the mouse. It would lead you to drinking too.

Or an elaborate and cult-famous dance routine!

Vermillion

12-04-2009, 09:43 AM

http://jordanhoffman.com/wp-content/uploads/vreenak-fake.jpg

Nuff said.

Suave Peanut

12-04-2009, 10:00 AM

Umm... no.

civil

12-04-2009, 10:06 AM

I think he looks like a shriveled up testicle myself.

Art imitating life, once again.

Zanzibar

12-04-2009, 10:15 AM

KHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN

Oh, and Shadow, I'M the Captain of the Enterprise.

H.Bogard

12-04-2009, 10:19 AM

The real question is what the lillypad is looking at!

evilgoodwin

12-04-2009, 10:25 AM

SCIENCE!
*explosion*
Woo!

Zero

12-04-2009, 10:26 AM

Issa me, Guido Primo!

Jboy001

12-04-2009, 10:37 AM

HAM!

tooshort

Panthera

12-04-2009, 10:44 AM

It's a fake!

I remember that episode. :D

Lint of Death

12-04-2009, 11:02 AM

http://jordanhoffman.com/wp-content/uploads/vreenak-fake.jpg

Nuff said.

Is that where you got your hairdo, Vermillion? :p

AniAko

12-04-2009, 12:00 PM

I'm not Mexican.

No, but your avatar does look like a "Lance Uppercut"

Shadowstorm

12-04-2009, 12:04 PM

KHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN

Oh, and Shadow, I'M the Captain of the Enterprise.

There can only be one Captain of the Enterprise.

Hawkzombie

12-04-2009, 12:13 PM

I actually am House so you are all incredibly stupid.

At least it's not lupus.

By the way, I am in fact, Captain Picard of the USS Enterprise.

Bitches.

I love Patrick Stewart, so every post of yours I read back in his voice.

God, this thread has delivered so far XD

And I'm Batman in my avatar...he supersedes all names.

Nameless

12-04-2009, 12:19 PM

There's too many dicks on the dance floor.

Lint of Death

12-04-2009, 12:24 PM

There's too many dicks on UR MOM

Suave Peanut

12-04-2009, 12:25 PM

This thread disappoints. It is not about me at all.

Frohike

12-04-2009, 12:31 PM

There's too many dicks on UR MOM

Does this include the ones in her too?

Hawkzombie

12-04-2009, 12:32 PM

There's too many dicks on UR MOM

So...tempted...for new....sig....

Serapth

12-04-2009, 12:34 PM

I've been known to go for a little of the old ultra-violence, my little droogies.

I wonder how many people actually recognize your avatar.

Which is truly a shame, as that film should be required viewing for everyone everywhere everyday.

That McDowell did Caligula and tanked his career is depressing as he was truly an amazing actor. Though, I suppose if he hadn't, Wing Commander 3 wouldnt have been near as good.

Vermillion

12-04-2009, 12:38 PM

Is that where you got your hairdo, Vermillion? :p

When I read your comment I thought a) holy crap it does look like that and b) does he know me in real life? Stupid self resembling avatar.

Life imitating art imitating a really bad haircut.

Hawkzombie

12-04-2009, 12:42 PM

I wonder how many people actually recognize your avatar.

Which is truly a shame, as that film should be required viewing for everyone everywhere everyday.

That McDowell did Caligula and tanked his career is depressing as he was truly an amazing actor. Though, I suppose if he hadn't, Wing Commander 3 wouldnt have been near as good.

I've never seen it and I know it's from A Clockwork Orange. And I wouldn't say tanked...Many actors enjoy the status B-Listing can provide them. Look at Bruce Campbell.

DylonCorp

12-04-2009, 12:44 PM

Look at Bruce Campbell.

Yes, look at him! Look at him I say!

Hawkzombie

12-04-2009, 12:54 PM

Yes, look at him! Look at him I say!

Hello, you've just become my new best friend.

H.Bogard

12-04-2009, 12:58 PM

I am not.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m255/HarryBogard/descartes.jpg

Hawkzombie

12-04-2009, 01:01 PM

This thread disappoints. It is not about me at all.

Your fault entirely :p

Umm... no.

Zanzibar

12-04-2009, 01:14 PM

There can only be one Captain of the Enterprise.

One...yes, let's talk about the number 'one', shall we?

One: The number of women Picard has slept with during the entire run of TNG
One: The number of women Kirk has slept with PER EPISODE...ON A SLOW WEEK

Besides, y'know, you still killed all those loyal Federation crewmen back at Wolf 359. How you didn't off yourself right afterwards I have no idea.

And then you had to come get me to save your crew back on Veridian Three. (After the chick planted your starship into the ground. See, the only time I've lost a ship is when I BLEW IT UP to prevent capture by the Klingons.) If it weren't for that shoddy metal workmanship on that god-forsaken bridge I'd STILL be kicking your ass.

Hawkzombie

12-04-2009, 01:44 PM

*pops some popcorn*

Vermillion

12-04-2009, 01:53 PM

Zanzibar is my new best friend.

Wolf 359. A star sector that shall live in infamy.

Oh, and the Kirk you so brag about doesn't exist. Nero saw to that.

Dorkandproudofit

12-04-2009, 01:55 PM

One...yes, let's talk about the number 'one', shall we?

One: The number of women Picard has slept with during the entire run of TNG
One: The number of women Kirk has slept with PER EPISODE...ON A SLOW WEEK

Besides, y'know, you still killed all those loyal Federation crewmen back at Wolf 359. How you didn't off yourself right afterwards I have no idea.

And then you had to come get me to save your crew back on Veridian Three. (After the chick planted your starship into the ground. See, the only time I've lost a ship is when I BLEW IT UP to prevent capture by the Klingons.) If it weren't for that shoddy metal workmanship on that god-forsaken bridge I'd STILL be kicking your ass.

Was this before or after you became the world's most successful attorney? :D

Spectre-7

12-04-2009, 01:58 PM

pronounconnoun

12-04-2009, 01:59 PM

Look at Bruce Campbell.

Yes, look at him! Look at him I say!

My new sig.

Doctor Setebos

12-04-2009, 02:01 PM

I am a fucking steam and ember-powered robot, so you all just better watch the fuck out.

Serapth

12-04-2009, 02:03 PM

I am a fucking steam and ember-powered robot, so you all just better watch the fuck out.

Swearing doesn't come natural to you, does it? ;)

Vigil80

12-04-2009, 02:06 PM

Zanzibar is my new best friend.

Wolf 359. A star sector that shall live in infamy.

Oh, and the Kirk you so brag about doesn't exist. Nero saw to that.
That was just a fevered delusion Spock had during a mind meld gone bad.

I am a wanderer with a rifle. And a dog. And at the moment, a top hat.

Hawkzombie

12-04-2009, 02:08 PM

Never fear, I know how to bring peace between them....

*ahem*

Jonathon Archer was easily the best captain of the Enterprise, and even he pales in comparison to Katherine Janeway, the single finest officer to ever command a starship.Oh fuck, why did I type that?! My fingers... THEY BUUUURN!

Dude, that pissed ME off. XD

And shit...

I am a fucking steam and ember-powered robot, so you all just better watch the fuck out.

Found a new sig XD

My new sig.

I'm sigged! WOO!!

Vigil80

12-04-2009, 02:11 PM

AgtFox

12-04-2009, 02:17 PM

Oh, and the Kirk you so brag about doesn't exist. Nero saw to that.
Yeah, he couldn't even bag Uhura...no, Spock did that for him!

On the other hand, Picard and Janeway may never become Starfleet captains or even enter into the service thanks to the universe reboot.

Doctor Setebos

12-04-2009, 02:19 PM

Swearing doesn't come natural to you, does it? ;)Is it that obvious? :D

Found a new sig XDI think that's only the second time I've ever been sigged before. :)

Zanzibar

12-04-2009, 02:19 PM

Jonathon Archer was easily the best captain of the Enterprise, and even he pales in comparison to Katherine Janeway, the single finest officer to ever command a starship.

Meh, Janeway couldn't even put my chub on yellow alert.

The chick in the catsuit, however...

Hawkzombie

12-04-2009, 02:25 PM

Yeah, he couldn't even bag Uhura...no, Spock did that for him!

On the other hand, Picard and Janeway may never become Starfleet captains or even enter into the service thanks to the universe reboot.

Thing is, it's an alternate universe. The comics sort of explained it, but the Original Universe continues on...the reboot is a new splinter.

Vigil80

12-04-2009, 02:27 PM

Thing is, it's an alternate universe. The comics sort of explained it, but the Original Universe continues on...the reboot is a new splinter.
One that unfortunately will be getting all the attention now.

Oh well, warped, tainted Star Trek is better than none at all.

Wasson_

12-04-2009, 02:31 PM

By the way, I am in fact, Captain Picard of the USS Enterprise.

Bitches.

We'll give your ID card to the boarder guard. Yeah your alias says your Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, cause' he won't speak English anyway.

Spectre-7

12-04-2009, 02:32 PM

We'll give your ID card to the boarder guard. Yeah your alias says your Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, cause' he won't speak English anyway.

Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people, so meet me at the mission at midnight, we'll divy up there.

Serapth

12-04-2009, 02:35 PM

Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people, so meet me at the mission at midnight, we'll divy up there.

How far down do you want to go?

We can talk it out, over a cup of joe!

alienmastermind

12-04-2009, 02:40 PM

Well, I've got the pistols, so, I'll keep the pesos.

Wasson_

12-04-2009, 02:41 PM

Yeah, that seems fair.

Ghostbear

12-04-2009, 02:41 PM

I am not a Superhero.

Zanzibar

12-04-2009, 02:44 PM

One that unfortunately will be getting all the attention now.

Oh well, warped, tainted Star Trek is better than none at all.

Speaking for myself, I'd like to see Young Me do his darnedest to sleep with all the women I wound up missing out on. Between the two universes, no female is safe.

Although it's a mystery, I didn't see anything of Finnegan anytime during Young Me's stay at the Academy. Shame.

Primus

12-04-2009, 02:46 PM

My avatar is in fact Primus. I can look at myself in the mirror with no shame.

The Continental

12-04-2009, 02:46 PM

I've always got the champagne ready.

Whunpo

12-04-2009, 03:31 PM

Well, mine is me. On a dinosaur....thing (Dogosaur?). Looking fly I might add.

Spectre-7

12-04-2009, 03:32 PM

How far down do you want to go?

We can talk it out, over a cup of joe!

And you could stare deep into my eyes, like I was a supermodel.

...

Uh-huh.

Vermillion

12-04-2009, 03:44 PM

Thing is, it's an alternate universe. The comics sort of explained it, but the Original Universe continues on...the reboot is a new splinter.

Your assumption that your "original universe" and not a splinter of the real "original universe". I'm sorry, but Nero Kirk is no less valid than any of the other Kirk's.

And Sisko is better than Janeway and Archer put together in some kind of transporter accident. Because in Sisko's world, all ten fingers would be on his left hand, so his right hand could be used only for punching them in their faces.

Hawkzombie

12-04-2009, 03:50 PM

Your assumption that your "original universe" and not a splinter of the real "original universe". I'm sorry, but Nero Kirk is no less valid than any of the other Kirk's.

And Sisko is better than Janeway and Archer put together in some kind of transporter accident. Because in Sisko's world, all ten fingers would be on his left hand, so his right hand could be used only for punching them in their faces.

I never said that. I'm just explaining it from the movie comics :p The Original Universe is Intact, and is just as much there as the New Universe as much as the Mirror Universe. I never said one was invalid, merely said splinters.

And Sisko is indeed the supreme commander.

Serapth

12-04-2009, 03:51 PM

And you could stare deep into my eyes, like I was a supermodel.

...

Uh-huh.

Psst, you missed alienmastermind.

Zanzibar

12-04-2009, 03:53 PM

I never said that. I'm just explaining it from the movie comics :p The Original Universe is Intact, and is just as much there as the New Universe as much as the Mirror Universe. I never said one was invalid, merely said splinters.

Here's one for you: Leonard 'Bones' McCoy started the Mirror Universe.

Spectre-7

12-04-2009, 04:01 PM

Psst, you missed alienmastermind.

Nope. Just really wanted to post the line that followed yours, 'cause it cracks me up.

Hawkzombie

12-04-2009, 04:03 PM

Here's one for you: Leonard 'Bones' McCoy started the Mirror Universe.

HuBUH?!? I've watched most of TOS, and I missed that apparently.

Zanzibar

12-04-2009, 04:07 PM

HuBUH?!? I've watched most of TOS, and I missed that apparently.

Mr. Spock laid it down for me one time. Bones' tampering with the Guardian of Forever (saving Edith Keeler...sigh, what a hottie) split off two universes - one where the Nazis conquered the world, and one where the Allies defeated them.

The Mirror Universe was created by that - the only way to topple the Nazi regime from worldwide power was to be even more ruthless than they were. The more ruthless the actions against the Nazis, the more successful they were. Infiltration of Nazi hierarchies, assassination from within, coup d'etat after coup d'etat...all of this bred a violent society. Eventually, the Empire was created out of this foundation.

Some call it speculation, but Spock tells me it's a virtual certainty.

Thanasimos

12-04-2009, 04:11 PM

My avatar is Thanasimos's alter-ego, Jacob. The real Thanasimos is too intense for mere bitmaps, and can only be contained by vectors.

DylonCorp

12-04-2009, 04:40 PM

So far all I've learned in this thread is that HawkZombie may be my more active Tyler Durden.

And Sisko is indeed the supreme commander.

I mean, we are clearly Brother's from different Mother's. WHICH means...

Bruce Campbell should've played Bruce Wayne.

Hawkzombie

12-04-2009, 04:44 PM

I mean, we are clearly Brother's from different Mother's. WHICH means...

Bruce Campbell should've played Bruce Wayne.

Is it incest to want you inside me?

DylonCorp

12-04-2009, 04:50 PM

Is it incest to want you inside me?

With clones, is it incest or masturbation?

Hawkzombie

12-04-2009, 04:53 PM

With clones, is it incest or masturbation?

The fact the previous statement didn't disgust you, only makes me want you more.

It's also a little creepy to find my internet twin.

Lint of Death

12-04-2009, 05:07 PM

Brother's
Ow.
Mother's.
OW! Jeeze!

DylonCorp

12-04-2009, 05:12 PM

OW! Jeeze!

I take no lip from a man who spells it "Jeeze".

Jeez, steez, deez. Now and forever.

Doctor Setebos

12-04-2009, 05:57 PM

This thread just got really gay. Which means Suave Peanut got his wish: it's back to being about him again.

JayVe

12-04-2009, 06:18 PM

http://jordanhoffman.com/wp-content/uploads/vreenak-fake.jpg

Nuff said.

I JUST watched this episode last night, for the first time. :D

That is an AMAZING coincidence.

civil

12-05-2009, 12:15 AM

Does anyone on this forum get laid?

Suave Peanut

12-05-2009, 12:17 AM

I don't. But I don't try very hard, so it's OK.

I've been drinking. I'll be back to delete this in the morning.

civil

12-05-2009, 12:21 AM

I don't. But I don't try very hard, so it's OK.

I've been drinking. I'll be back to delete this in the morning.
Too late shriveled nut.

Spectre-7

12-05-2009, 12:21 AM

Does anyone on this forum get laid?

Fuck no. Who's got time with all these games stacking up?

muddi900

12-05-2009, 12:53 AM

Yeah, he couldn't even bag Uhura...no, Spock did that for him!

On the other hand, Picard and Janeway may never become Starfleet captains or even enter into the service thanks to the universe reboot.

Actually, Nero's actions created a alternate universe, so all the inane talks about magic science in time of weekly crises still "exists".

Also, I am Nothing. The Abyss. Don't you stare at me, because I STARE BACK.

This is me staring back.

and yours is not, in fact, a hawk... zombie or not.

Actually that's Batman.

jpc_theoneandonly

12-05-2009, 01:22 AM

I am in fact the one and only.

Doogie2K

12-05-2009, 01:47 AM

I have, in fact, gone to plaid. Look at my avatar; it's true. Did so some time ago, actually.

carnage11

12-05-2009, 01:51 AM

I wonder how many people actually recognize your avatar.

Which is truly a shame, as that film should be required viewing for everyone everywhere everyday.

That McDowell did Caligula and tanked his career is depressing as he was truly an amazing actor. Though, I suppose if he hadn't, Wing Commander 3 wouldnt have been near as good.

I couldn't tell you what the movie was about as I was tripping a 10-strip at the time I watched it. I haven't watched it sense.......because it scares me. :eek:

boratika

12-05-2009, 03:17 AM

I think I'm what my avatar is...

I think...

Hotcod

12-05-2009, 04:35 AM

Actually that's Batman.

Who is a bat and man, not a hawk and zombie... it's pretty simple *smack* :D

Loki

12-05-2009, 05:25 AM

Eh. David Bowie > All.

zarathstra

12-05-2009, 09:33 AM

I am in fact neither an ancient religion founding prophet or a the Sorcerer Supreme of the Peanuts Universe.

DylonCorp

12-05-2009, 09:38 AM

I am in fact neither an ancient religion founding profit or a the Sorcerer Supreme of the Peanuts Universe.

Ahura Mazda! Ahura Mazda!

zarathstra

12-05-2009, 09:45 AM

Ahura Mazda! Ahura Mazda!

Yay, someone gets the reference!

Also, I just realized I used "profit" instead of "prophet."

I feel dirty.

Nameless

12-05-2009, 09:47 AM

Eh. David Bowie > All.

This is Bowie to Bowie, do you hear me up there, man?

Doctor Setebos

12-05-2009, 10:47 AM

This is Bowie to Bowie, do you hear me up there, man?That's pretty far out man.

Shadowstorm

12-05-2009, 11:04 AM

One...yes, let's talk about the number 'one', shall we?

One: The number of women Picard has slept with during the entire run of TNG
One: The number of women Kirk has slept with PER EPISODE...ON A SLOW WEEK

Besides, y'know, you still killed all those loyal Federation crewmen back at Wolf 359. How you didn't off yourself right afterwards I have no idea.

And then you had to come get me to save your crew back on Veridian Three. (After the chick planted your starship into the ground. See, the only time I've lost a ship is when I BLEW IT UP to prevent capture by the Klingons.) If it weren't for that shoddy metal workmanship on that god-forsaken bridge I'd STILL be kicking your ass.

Need I remind you that you fight like this:

Z1eFdUSnaQM&fmt=18

While I fight like this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Agentstorm/apa.gif

Plus, we have raves up in this bitch.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Agentstorm/Funny/startrekrave.gif

Lint of Death

12-05-2009, 11:34 AM

Need I remind you that you fight like this:

Z1eFdUSnaQM&fmt=18

That is, indeed, the worst fight scene I have ever seen.

Shadowstorm

12-05-2009, 11:39 AM

(but Star Trek TOS is still awesome, Lint)

Lint of Death

12-05-2009, 12:26 PM

(but Star Trek TOS is still awesome, Lint)

Darmok and Jalad, at Tanagra.
OK, I've only ever seen two episodes.

Ultima Thulian

12-05-2009, 12:40 PM

I'd be impressed if anyone knew where my avatar comes from. :p

civil

12-05-2009, 12:44 PM

does anyone on this forum get laid?
. . .

DylonCorp

12-05-2009, 01:14 PM

I'd be impressed if anyone knew where my avatar comes from. :p

I just assume Anime Sleepy Hollow of some kind. I don't know why I assume that, I just do.

pronounconnoun

12-05-2009, 01:21 PM

I'd be impressed if anyone knew where my avatar comes from. :p

Looks like something from Detective Conan.

. . .

Don't act so surprised.

Vigil80

12-05-2009, 01:43 PM

Does anyone on this forum get laid?
Yeah. Cap'n Kirk.

Hawkzombie

12-05-2009, 02:28 PM

I have, in fact, gone to plaid. Look at my avatar; it's true. Did so some time ago, actually.

http://rubystuff.org/ludicrous/plaid.jpg

Awesome ST Stuff

...Dude that made me laugh so hard I pulled something in my leg.

I'd be impressed if anyone knew where my avatar comes from. :p

...I always thought it was a Scooby Doo ghost.

Zanzibar

12-05-2009, 03:36 PM

That is, indeed, the worst fight scene I have ever seen.

Eh, they filmed it with high-speed film. You're seeing it in slow motion. Honest.

Shortly after that, I made a cannon and shot him with it.

Purple Santa

12-05-2009, 05:09 PM

Does anyone on this forum get laid?

If this wasn't a rhetorical question, you need to start a thread with that. And a poll of course.

Vandabo

12-05-2009, 06:16 PM

While I fight like this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Agentstorm/apa.gif

God, I love that episode. A guy instantaneously teleports in right next to Picard and he just decks the fucker.

Shadowstorm

12-05-2009, 06:32 PM

Eh, they filmed it with high-speed film. You're seeing it in slow motion. Honest.

Shortly after that, I made a cannon and shot him with it.

I'll take this comment as a sign of your unconditional surrender :p.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/Agentstorm/Forums/5031a9509fd495f224d17523b15f734b.jpg

DeathtollWRX

12-05-2009, 09:36 PM

God, I love that episode. A guy instantaneously teleports in right next to Picard and he just decks the fucker.

what episode is that?

MagGnome

12-05-2009, 10:00 PM

AniAko

12-05-2009, 10:11 PM

My avatar has remained refreshingly consistent. I don't change it with every passing whim like some of you freaks. :p

Oh, and how many people in here actually know where Suave's avatar is from? My guess is not many, which is unfortunate. The same goes for Buddha's avatar.

Both those avatars' sources have consumed countless hours of my life, to which I'd gladly give more :D

MagGnome

12-05-2009, 10:13 PM

Hooray for that!

Generation ABXY

12-05-2009, 10:25 PM

Oh, and how many people in here actually know where Suave's avatar is from? My guess is not many, which is unfortunate. The same goes for Buddha's avatar.

Buddha's I know, but I haven't got a clue about the other guy's. Care to enlighten me?

MagGnome

12-05-2009, 10:26 PM

My avatar is Thanasimos's alter-ego, Jacob. The real Thanasimos is too intense for mere bitmaps, and can only be contained by vectors.

Be gone, evil doppelganger!

Does anyone on this forum get laid?

Last night, in fact. ;)

Buddha's I know, but I haven't got a clue about the other guy's. Care to enlighten me?

He's the Wall-nut from Plants vs. Zombies, of course! :p

CHAbHz8iYHc

zarathstra

12-05-2009, 10:31 PM

My avatar has remained refreshingly consistent. I don't change it with every passing whim like some of you freaks. :p

Oh, and how many people in here actually know where Suave's avatar is from? My guess is not many, which is unfortunate. The same goes for Buddha's avatar.

suave's avatar is that wallnut from plants vs. Zombies. Buddhals is little Alex from A Clockwork Orang, played by Malcolm McDowell. So there, my droog.

Generation ABXY

12-05-2009, 10:31 PM

He's the Wall-nut from Plants vs. Zombies, of course! :p

Oh...of course.

Nameless

12-05-2009, 10:56 PM

My avatar has remained refreshingly consistent. I don't change it with every passing whim like some of you freaks. :p

Oh, and how many people in here actually know where Suave's avatar is from? My guess is not many, which is unfortunate. The same goes for Buddha's avatar.

Hell, my avatar hasn't changed in a while. Though I guess I added those hats. But still. I've been riding the whole Flight of the Conchords wave. It's about done now, though. I need a new wave!

MagGnome

12-05-2009, 11:06 PM

suave's avatar is that wallnut from plants vs. Zombies. Buddhals is little Alex from A Clockwork Orang, played by Malcolm McDowell. So there, my droog.

Good job!

Oh...of course.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Hell, my avatar hasn't changed in a while. Though I guess I added those hats. But still. I've been riding the whole Flight of the Conchords wave. It's about done now, though. I need a new wave!

What about Google Wave? :p

Spectre-7

12-05-2009, 11:09 PM

My avatar has remained refreshingly consistent. I don't change it with every passing whim like some of you freaks. :p

I have only just begun to change my avatar... Planning on a new one once a week for no reason at all. Hoo-ray for inconsistency!

Nameless

12-05-2009, 11:13 PM

What about Google Wave? :p

I got an invite but I have no idea what to do with the damn thing! Shit needs to get out of Beta so that people can make awesome RPG-related gadgets for me to use. Until then, it's a neat thing and not much else.

But uh, this isn't really related to this thread so...

Stop staring at my sugalumps!

Nameless

12-05-2009, 11:14 PM

I have only just begun to change my avatar... Planning on a new one once a week for no reason at all. Hoo-ray for inconsistency!

I miss the two-fisted action one. Maybe because there is so little two-fisted action in my life. I am an unlucky man.

jpc_theoneandonly

12-05-2009, 11:25 PM

I just want to say that I get laid. I have a kid...he is proof! So ha!

zarathstra

12-05-2009, 11:25 PM

Good job!

I apologize for the poor spelling. I was a bit drunk at the time and posting from my phone.

MagGnome

12-05-2009, 11:41 PM

I got an invite but I have no idea what to do with the damn thing! Shit needs to get out of Beta so that people can make awesome RPG-related gadgets for me to use. Until then, it's a neat thing and not much else.

But uh, this isn't really related to this thread so...

Stop staring at my sugalumps!

We use it to plan out the IM podcasts. Hopefully they work on speeding it up, as it lags quite a bit right now.

I apologize for the poor spelling. I was a bit drunk at the time and posting from my phone.

I gave you a pass...this time.

Hawkzombie

12-06-2009, 12:55 AM

I knew what Suave's was when I posted! Hence my claiming he is no peanut!

Also, if Mag ever changed his, I would cry. It's as regular to me as eating cold pizza for breakfast.

MagGnome

12-06-2009, 12:59 AM

I'm glad you appreciate my consistency, Hawkzombie!

Don't worry, my beautiful avatar isn't going anywhere, at least not until the original artist sends me a cease & desist order. ;)

Hawkzombie

12-06-2009, 01:00 AM

I'm glad you appreciate my consistency, Hawkzombie!

Don't worry, my beautiful avatar isn't going anywhere, at least not until the original artist sends me a cease & desist order. ;)

Good. I like to pretend you hold the everlasting spark of CoG within your tiny Gnomish hands every time I look at it.

Vandabo

12-06-2009, 01:11 AM

what episode is that?

It's called "The High Ground", season 3 episode 12.

MagGnome

12-06-2009, 01:26 AM

Good. I like to pretend you hold the everlasting spark of CoG within your tiny Gnomish hands every time I look at it.

That's a beautiful image.

Sazime

12-06-2009, 05:55 PM

http://jordanhoffman.com/wp-content/uploads/vreenak-fake.jpg

Nuff said.
This is what I always imagined Savok looked like.

Ultima Thulian

12-07-2009, 02:46 PM

Nope! My avatar's from an episode of the Real Ghostbusters...episode Ragnarok and Roll. Very geeky, I know. :D

As for Clockwork Orange...I dunno man. About showing it to High School students I mean. Maybe College students, but I think that movie would go over the heads of most HS students. Or fuck them up. The movie is the fuckler of minds. It's also very awesome.

Elrik Murder

12-07-2009, 05:28 PM

That's a beautiful image.

I gotta say, I've always liked your avatar as well. The all-knowing Gnome holds our very existence in his very tiny palms, protecting it from those who would look to destroy it.

Hawkzombie

12-07-2009, 05:33 PM

This is what I always imagined Savok looked like.

I've seen him, and honestly, it's not far from the truth.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/c/ce/Vulcan_captain,_first_contact.jpg/300px-Vulcan_captain,_first_contact.jpg

Here he is at our last visit to Australia, waving goodbye.

MagGnome

12-07-2009, 09:11 PM

I gotta say, I've always liked your avatar as well. The all-knowing Gnome holds our very existence in his very tiny palms, protecting it from those who would look to destroy it.

That's quite poetic!

I wish that I could say that the avatar is my own design, but alas it is not. Whoever created it did a great job though, and he or she probably has no idea that so many people have seen it on a regular basis. :D

JayVe

12-07-2009, 09:39 PM

That's quite poetic!

I wish that I could say that the avatar is my own design, but alas it is not. Whoever created it did a great job though, and he or she probably has no idea that so many people have seen it on a regular basis. :D

I think you should put your santa hat back on.
http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa55/goodavatar/MagGnome.jpg

MagGnome

12-07-2009, 09:43 PM

Ha, I forget all about my Santa hat!

Hmmm...

Hawkzombie

12-07-2009, 09:47 PM

Ok, gotta say that's adorable.

Suave Peanut

12-07-2009, 09:49 PM

I demand a Santa hat revival thread.

JayVe

12-07-2009, 09:53 PM

I've got mine :D

Hawkzombie

12-07-2009, 09:57 PM

Can someone do mine up? I'd highly appreciate it.

...Bonus points for a little festive bat-symbol on it as well. XD

Suave Peanut

12-07-2009, 09:59 PM

I will grant one e-cookie to whomever can provide my wall-nut with a Santa hat.

JayVe

12-07-2009, 10:04 PM

Can someone do mine up? I'd highly appreciate it.

...Bonus points for a little festive bat-symbol on it as well. XD

I aim to please. http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa55/goodavatar/HawkZombie.jpg

JayVe

12-07-2009, 10:06 PM

I will grant one e-cookie to whomever can provide my wall-nut with a Santa hat.

Sorry. I can only put a santa hat on a real peanut, not a walnut in disguise.

Edit: Awwww! How could I resist?

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa55/goodavatar/SuavePeanut.jpg

Suave Peanut

12-07-2009, 10:24 PM

Hooray!

For a moment there, you hurt me a little bit.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2541/4168535748_bf63442260_o.png

Cpl_Punnishment

12-07-2009, 10:25 PM

Hawkzombie

12-07-2009, 10:29 PM

I aim to please. http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa55/goodavatar/HawkZombie.jpg

You're my hero. Have my babies.

jpc_theoneandonly

12-07-2009, 11:42 PM

Anyone willing to give mine a santa hat?

H.Bogard

12-08-2009, 12:18 AM

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/982/avatar12921g.jpg

boratika

12-08-2009, 03:39 AM

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/982/avatar12921g.jpg

Well...that's even more creepy than the original.

civil

12-08-2009, 05:03 AM

in response to Civil's rhetorical question...

I have it on good authority that more sperm from posters in this particular thread ends up on Kleenex than anywhere near a warm body of the opposite sex.
Yeah, methinks you're correct (http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/showpost.php?p=433610&postcount=107) on that one.

AniAko

12-08-2009, 06:29 AM

MagGnome

12-08-2009, 06:39 AM

Hooray!

For a moment there, you hurt me a little bit.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2541/4168535748_bf63442260_o.png

Aww, poor guy!

At least you are fulfilling your duty to protect my peashooters and sunflowers!

Doctor Setebos

12-08-2009, 08:10 AM

At least you are fulfilling your duty to protect my peashooters and sunflowers!Are those euphemisms? If so, that makes Plants vs. Zombies a pretty dirty game. You have to put your nuts out to get chewed on for a while in order to protect your peashooter that's constantly going off.

Now, if they aren't euphemisms, then, well, just forget I said anything.

On a completely unrelated side-note, I needs me a Santa hat on my fucking steam and ember-powered robot.

DylonCorp

12-08-2009, 08:45 AM

On a completely unrelated side-note, I needs me a Santa hat on my fucking steam and ember-powered robot.

It has been seventeen years since I heard that phrase. I miss my Grandpa.

jpc_theoneandonly

12-08-2009, 08:51 AM

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/982/avatar12921g.jpg

That is awesome! Thank you!

Doctor Setebos

12-08-2009, 08:51 AM

It has been seventeen years since I heard that phrase. I miss my Grandpa.At least he died a hero.

Generation ABXY

12-08-2009, 09:43 AM

Yeah, methinks you're correct (http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/showpost.php?p=433610&postcount=107) on that one.

And that's what a guy gets for trying to cheer up a friend. I, for one, don't mistake sex for a relationship...you'd think a hippie would understand that. :p

zarathstra

12-08-2009, 11:13 AM

Ummm, could I trouble someone with decent photoshop skills to En-Santa Hat Snoopy?

Dorkandproudofit

12-08-2009, 01:43 PM

Mario hats are sooo yesterday. Sign me up for a Santa hat, too.

Hawkzombie

12-08-2009, 01:45 PM

It has been seventeen years since I heard that phrase. I miss my Grandpa.

Dude, stop saying awesome things. You're leaving nothing for me to say!!

H.Bogard

12-08-2009, 02:19 PM

Mario hats are sooo yesterday. Sign me up for a Santa hat, too.

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/8613/dapoi.png

Try to post the original next time. :p

I'd do the rest but I've tuned out of my movie for the 5th time now. "IT" is like 3 hours+ you know!

MagGnome

12-08-2009, 06:20 PM

Are those euphemisms? If so, that makes Plants vs. Zombies a pretty dirty game. You have to put your nuts out to get chewed on for a while in order to protect your peashooter that's constantly going off.

I'll never look at that game in the same way again. :eek:

DylonCorp

12-08-2009, 07:57 PM

Dude, stop saying awesome things. You're leaving nothing for me to say!!

Nothing to be done. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence, I'm just a big hairy american winning machine.

EDIT: Also, I'm not really a Santa Hatter, but if anyone is so itchy they want to give Brisco a Dashiki you'd be all over Ujima.