The Engrish Thread

[Dorkandproudofit]

We already have a caturday thread and a Fail thread, so why not post engrish? And don't just get everything from the same site--search the entire web for engrish! Here's a start:

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/chunkily-penised-boys.jpg

[ShivaX]

We already have a caturday thread and a Fail thread, so why not post engrish? And don't just get everything from the same site--search the entire web for engrish! Here's a start:

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/chunkily-penised-boys.jpg

Forget the Engrish aspect of it, that fucking sentence is terrifying.

No matter how you clean that up its still disturbing as fuck.

[VerseD]

My favorite engrish comes from subtitles to Chinese bootlegs, which are usually translated into Chinese and then back into English. There was a good one from The Two Towers floating around the Web a while ago.

There's a rundown of the subtitles (http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html) from Star Wars Episode 3: The Backstroke of the West, and here are some good ones.

http://www.winterson.com.nyud.net:8090/pics/sw12.jpg

http://www.winterson.com.nyud.net:8090/pics/swc188zl.jpg

http://www.winterson.com.nyud.net:8090/pics/swb215ot.jpg

http://www.winterson.com.nyud.net:8090/pics/sw325zl.jpg

http://www.winterson.com.nyud.net:8090/pics/swb251lt.jpg

Noooooooooooooooo!

[Pureboy]

I have some great ones from my first trip to Japan in `00, but they need to be scanned.
Here are two I took in `05 in Himeji, Japan:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/178/441669057_c53611749c.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/441669061_306cf6150d.jpg

[DeathtollWRX]

Emporer "Padme is dead, yo"
Vader "DO NOT WANT!"

Those subs made me laugh my ass off.
"You cannot stop me with paramecium alone!" Forgotten Worlds.