Fuck you <INSERT STATE/PROVINCE HERE>!

[civil]

Got a beef with your semi-local government? Tell us about it!





























Mods, I'm really saving you at least 50 separate threads by doing this. Thank me.

[pronounconnoun]

I was thinking of starting this too.

Fuck you, California!

[H.Bogard]

Fuck you, Secondary board of education-Sindh!

[Ink Asylum]

Fuck you, Denial!

[Goronmon]

Fuck you, civil!

...oh wait, I think I did it wrong.

[Shadowstorm]

It's aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ....












... wonderful day in the neighborhood! :)

[Ancalagon]

Fuck you London! Fuck you transport for London! Fuck you, tilt of the earth! It makes London too far north relative to the equator and we get barely any sunlight up here.

[Voodoo]

Fuck you, Chihauhau!

[civil]

Voodoo, do you mean the dog?

If so, what kind of heartless bastard are you?! They brought you Taco Bell!


EDIT: If that's some kind of underworld god please don't curse me!

[Superman's Dead]

Fuck you, the entirety of the Mid-West!

[Ultima Thulian]

Fuck you West Virginia, your overly done conservatism has constantly conquered any chance of change happening. From re-electing what is essentially a walking corpse to constantly trying to lean on coal to "save" our economy, you have constantly guaranteed our imminent failure. Fuck you, especially you dipshit backwards twats who think Obama is a secret Muslim. Yes, we have a lot of those types here, and they make my brain cells contemplate suicide. Fuck 'em hard!

[Voodoo]

Voodoo, do you mean the dog?

If so, what kind of heartless bastard are you?! They brought you Taco Bell!


EDIT: If that's some kind of underworld god please don't curse me!

Huh? No... The city & state of Chihuahua, Mexico.

[civil]

Well then fuck you! I've got family from there!

[Voodoo]

Well then fuck you! I've got family from there!

Then ya shoulda known where Chihuahua is. LOL! BTW, my dog is from Chihuahua. :D

[civil]

You spelled it "Chihauhau" so I didn't know if that was a voodoo god or something. Or a weird variation on Cthulhu.

[ClannerDelta]

Thank you! Alaska, for the permanent fund dividend and your sweet free monies!

[Voodoo]

You spelled it "Chihauhau" so I didn't know if that was a voodoo god or something. Or a weird variation on Cthulhu.

I just find it more comfortable to spell it as Chihauhau instead, much like Wierd vs Weird. :o

[Dukefrukem]

My state and city is the best place to live in the country.

[Generation ABXY]

Yeah, fuck you, Interstate!

...

What's that? Oh, I see...nevermind, then.

[Kelegacy]

Fuck you gonorrhea and the bitch you rode in on!

And also monkeys and spam and chamber music and cumulus clouds.

Fuck.

P.S. Fuck you.

P.P.S Potato

Oh, and I'm from Maine. So fuck me too. Though I tried. :(

[AgtFox]

Fuck you, the entirety of the Mid-West!
Woah, woah! Why are you dissing on the entirety of the Midwest (only a true Midwesterner would know there is no dash in the middle)?

You're telling people like myself, civil, MagGnome, shunoshi, total and anyone else in the Midwest to fuck ourselves.

Then again, people have some weird views of what states constitute the Midwest.

[civil]

For the record, I agree with the dead guy: Fuck the Midwest! I've had it with this cow-centric shithole section of our country! Fat, lazy, stupid people who tease their hair out as if it's 1989! Fuck you provincial mentality! So yes...to your list Loren, I say fuck you!

I'm originally from Los Angeles, and I will always be a coastal snob. I've often said the only thing worth keeping about the Midwest was Chicago, though lately I'm doubting even that. Just build a bridge from one coast to the other and leave the Midwest as a gigantic filling station. Woo hoo!

[Ultima Thulian]

Woah, woah! Why are you dissing on the entirety of the Midwest (only a true Midwesterner would know there is no dash in the middle)?

You're telling people like myself, civil, MagGnome, shunoshi, total and anyone else in the Midwest to fuck ourselves.

Then again, people have some weird views of what states constitute the Midwest.

The Midwest ain't too bad. They got a fuckton of steak 'n taters to eat, and that's fine with me.

[pronounconnoun]

Well then fuck you! I've got family from there!

Me too! Do you know any Perezes?

[BlackPete]

A thought to ponder: Without the Midwest, California and New York would be much much much closer together. Think about all the time and mileage you get to save from not having to go through/over the flyover states.

Fuck you, Midwest!

[boratika]

Fuck you southern hemisphere.



I don't like summer.

[Xerxes]

Fuck you New York!

Also...
Fuckyu DOLPHIN! and Fuckyu WHALE!
http://flexamail.com/GetImage.ashx?Id=1065

[Spockrocket]

Fuck you, New Jersey!

Not because I have any problems with Christie; I just hate the rampant corruption in my state.

[Superman's Dead]

College in Kansas and Missouri stole four years of my life, and Iowa stole two of my summers.

Minnesota can survive because I count it as the north, but as far as I'm concerned when I graduate it could all get burned down and the earth could be salted behind me. Starting with Mizzou.

No offence, Fox. ;)

Edit: It snows! And the public transit is, for the most part, garbage! I miss mountains and big fuck-you cities!

[ShivaX]

Fuck you New York!

Also...
Fuckyu DOLPHIN! and Fuckyu WHALE!
http://flexamail.com/GetImage.ashx?Id=1065

Well I just pissed myself.

[CappinCanuck]

Fuck you New York!

Also...
Fuckyu DOLPHIN! and Fuckyu WHALE!
http://flexamail.com/GetImage.ashx?Id=1065

I thought the chicken and the cow did it? Let's put blame where blame is deserved people.

[Zero]

Well then fuck you! I've got family from there!

Hey me, too! What region thereabouts are they?

[Xerxes]

I thought the chicken and the cow did it? Let's put blame where blame is deserved people.
I get revenge on them every day!

[DylonCorp]

Fuck You, Boise! Your politics are so schizophrenic, they makes my tooth enamel hurt.

Hooray, Boise! The freakshow provides consistent entertainment!

[MagGnome]

Fuck you, Tim Pawlenty! Get the hell out of the governor's office so we have a chance at gay marriage and more light rail!

Fuck you, stupid cold! You've laid a curse above me, and I feel like crap. :(

Edit - Fuck you, expired token! You've foiled enough of my posts!

[Generation ABXY]

Fuck you, Tim Pawlenty! Get the hell out of the governor's office so we have a chance at gay marriage and more light rail!

I didn't realize you guys didn't have term limits, but at least he's said he won't seek a third one and, on the bright side, the current one will be over by 2011.

Fuck you, stupid cold! You've laid a curse above me, and I feel like crap. :(

Ah, sorry to hear that, Jacob. Here's a speedy recovery - after all, we need your hyperbolic indignation! :D

Edit - Fuck you, expired token! You've foiled enough of my posts!

And I have no idea what this means.

[boratika]

Fuck you, Tim Pawlenty! Get the hell out of the governor's office so we have a chance at gay marriage and more light rail!

Mmmmmmm...light rail.

[MagGnome]

I didn't realize you guys didn't have term limits, but at least he's said he won't seek a third one and, on the bright side, the current one will be over by 2011.

I'm actually not sure if we have term limits or not. Either way Pawlenty isn't running for another term. Instead he is going to grace us with a presidential bid in 2012.



Ah, sorry to hear that, Jacob. Here's a speedy recovery - after all, we need your hyperbolic indignation! :D

Thanks buddy! I'm not feeling much better today, unfortunately. I thought a full night's sleep would do the trick, but I still feel kind of meh.


And I have no idea what this means.

This is a bit hard to explain. Let's say I have a few COG threads open in different Firefox tabs. I'm leaving my apartment for a while, so I save the browser's session (by selecting that option when I close Firefox) and then I shut down my computer. I start it up again later, load the tabs in Firefox, and start reading. If I post in that loaded tab it will give me an "expired token" error. In order to post I actually have to load up a fresh tab.

Does that make any sense? :p

[Generation ABXY]

I'm actually not sure if we have term limits or not. Either way Pawlenty isn't running for another term. Instead he is going to grace us with a presidential bid in 2012.

No, you're one of only a dozen or so states with unlimited four-year terms. As for Pawlenty, I don't think he'll get far in his bid.

This is a bit hard to explain. Let's say I have a few COG threads open in different Firefox tabs. I'm leaving my apartment for a while, so I save the browser's session (by selecting that option when I close Firefox) and then I shut down my computer. I start it up again later, load the tabs in Firefox, and start reading. If I post in that loaded tab it will give me an "expired token" error. In order to post I actually have to load up a fresh tab.

Does that make any sense? :p

Barely, but I'm not exactly tech savvy. Still, from what little I remember of Firefox (I didn't care for it), I think I know what you're talking about.

[Lint of Death]

Fuck you, Denial!

How's Egypt these days?

[Doogie2K]

Fuck you, Alberta, for completely cocking up your bacon flu vaccine plans. We could let the high-risk groups -- children, pregnant women, health care workers, people with chronic diseases -- go first, but nooooo, we have to scare the shit out of everyone and tell them all to line up for nine hours to get their needle, only to find out halfway through the day that there's not enough shots for everyone, and all the people with asthma or babies baking have to sit and wait because some self-important twat with no underlying medical conditions or risk factors got to the front of the line first. They set aside vaccines for the homeless, but not nurses? What the shit-gargling Christ is wrong with you people?

[Lint of Death]

I'm no expert on disease control, but seems to me that the homeless are one of the most necessary groups to vaccinate. They are in public at all hours, many of them deliberately trying to be around lots of other people, and they might be much less likely to seek treatment when they get sick.

[evilgoodwin]

Fuck you, most of Texas for being full of ignorant rural jackasses that give the entire state a bad name just because you can't realize that "Oh my god the world has changed in the past 100 years and because I can't realize this I'm going to continue acting like a close-minded racist, baptist fundie, further embarrassing my state and myself!"

Seriously, my hometown is run by people who wouldn't show The Dark Knight in the theaters over a week because they thought the Joker was Satanic. Good job.

[MagGnome]

Fuck you, most of Texas for being full of ignorant rural jackasses that give the entire state a bad name just because you can't realize that "Oh my god the world has changed in the past 100 years and because I can't realize this I'm going to continue acting like a close-minded racist, baptist fundie, further embarrassing my state and myself!"

Seriously, my hometown is run by people who wouldn't show The Dark Knight in the theaters over a week because they thought the Joker was Satanic. Good job.

This is just too rich.

However, I shall resist temptation (and sin) and be a good boy. :)

[Xerxes]

Fuck you, most of Texas for being full of ignorant rural jackasses that give the entire state a bad name just because you can't realize that "Oh my god the world has changed in the past 100 years and because I can't realize this I'm going to continue acting like a close-minded racist, baptist fundie, further embarrassing my state and myself!"

Seriously, my hometown is run by people who wouldn't show The Dark Knight in the theaters over a week because they thought the Joker was Satanic. Good job.

You actually had a problem like that in Austin?

[evilgoodwin]

You actually had a problem like that in Austin?

Oh, not at all. I live in Austin now, but my home town is in the sticks a good couple hundred miles away from here. Austin's fine, it's everything else that sucks.

Houston's fine too, for the record.

[Xerxes]

Oh, not at all. I live in Austin now, but my home town is in the sticks a good couple hundred miles away from here. Austin's fine, it's everything else that sucks.

Houston's fine too, for the record.

Thank gawd. For a second there I was about to say is this the same place with SXSW?! Yeah I assume a good deal Texas has some backwards type towns.

[Serapth]

I'm no expert on disease control, but seems to me that the homeless are one of the most necessary groups to vaccinate. They are in public at all hours, many of them deliberately trying to be around lots of other people, and they might be much less likely to seek treatment when they get sick.

Not to mention Canada has like 9 homeless people total.

[Shamrock Jimmy]

Fuck you salt lake city for making it illegal to buy alcohol on sunday.

[Serapth]

Fuck you salt lake city for making it illegal to buy alcohol on sunday.

We used to have the same law, then again, all shopping used to be banned on Sundays. To be honest, I am not sure things are better with Sunday shopping.

Before, Sundays there was nothing to do, so people did shit like had BBQs, etc... and doing chores like mowing the lawn, washing the car, etc... didnt seem so shitty when there was nothing else to do. In some ways, those were better times... I think everyone needs a day of nothing.

[OUX]

Fuck you Ohio. Your existence will never be justified.

[evilgoodwin]

Fuck you salt lake city for making it illegal to buy alcohol on sunday.

I'd like to include this in my post because we do that too. Stupid blue laws.

[civil]

In Chicago we have to wait until 11:00 in the morning.

I tell you, it's not good for the ol' self-esteem to sit in front of a corded area with a bunch of hobos licking their lips at a six pack of Mickey's on a Sunday morning. Makes one rethink their life.

[Doogie2K]

I understand why the homeless get priority, actually. They make awesome disease vectors.

It's just a complete lack of planning on the government's part. Stunning, even for a government.

[Serapth]

I understand why the homeless get priority, actually. They make awesome disease vectors.

It's just a complete lack of planning on the government's part. Stunning, even for a government.

Well, at least the Flames aren't going to get the flu.

[Shamrock Jimmy]

We used to have the same law, then again, all shopping used to be banned on Sundays. To be honest, I am not sure things are better with Sunday shopping.

Before, Sundays there was nothing to do, so people did shit like had BBQs, etc... and doing chores like mowing the lawn, washing the car, etc... didnt seem so shitty when there was nothing else to do. In some ways, those were better times... I think everyone needs a day of nothing.

The reason I really hate that is because I work out of town on weekends usually working 11 hour days and I really like to drink sunday nights, but I've been to salt lake city twice in the last month so I cant here.

[boratika]

Not to mention Canada has like 9 homeless people total.

Fuck you Cananda and your continuous welfare :mad:

[Serapth]

Fuck you Cananda and your continuous welfare :mad:

THis is one of those I really don't understand actually... We have pretty much unconditional welfare... its easy to qualify for, almost too easy. Combined with subsidized housing, etc... I really dont understand why we have ANY homeless people. At least, those that arent batshit crazy.

[LordDon]

Fuck you salt lake city for making it illegal to buy alcohol on sunday.

And for forcing you to go to state-run dispensaries for the privilege, eliminating competition and driving up the price. Fuck you Salt Lake City. (At least you don't need a private club membership for bars anymore)

[Serapth]

And for forcing you to go to state-run dispensaries for the privilege, eliminating competition and driving up the price. Fuck you Salt Lake City. (At least you don't need a private club membership for bars anymore)

Oh, that part sucked. I remember having to pay like 5$ a day for a bar membership when I was there, except apparently if I drank in my hotels bar, which was exempt.

Beautiful city, weird fucking rules.

[Doogie2K]

Well, at least the Flames aren't going to get the flu.

Too bad. I could go for Phaneuf shitting his intestines out for a few days.

[LordDon]

Beautiful city, weird fucking rules.

Yeah, it's what you get when you have teetotalers writing the legislation.

[MagGnome]

To be fair, plenty of states have blue laws, as stupid as they are. Minnesota has them, for example. Nebraska does as well. In fact, I've never lived in a state that didn't, unfortunately.

Still, Utah is a pretty strange place. :p

[Ultima Thulian]

Of course its strange. It's loaded with Mormons.

[muddi900]

Fuck you, Secondary board of education-Sindh!

Shouldn't you be on a Federal board school?

[Camel]

Fuck you, Charlottesville! I love it here, but will never settle here permanently due to your stupidly high real estate prices and refusal to take care of traffic problems by building a north-south bypass.

The cost of living here has gone way up ever since you started appearing on "best places to live" lists. Just because you are two hours outside of DC does not mean the cost of living should be comparable to northern VA. There's no way I should be paying more to live here than I did when living in Pittsburgh. Fuck you!!!