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CappinCanuck
11-01-2009, 10:41 AM
Alright folks, I absolutely love the little colonist guys with the flag heh. I asked about 6 or 8 months ago if they were named and I was told they weren't. I was wondering if we could get around to doing it? Maybe we can all suggest names and then the founders pick their top 10, and then have a poll for everyone to choose from?

What do you guys, and 2 girls, think?

Squidbot
11-01-2009, 10:49 AM
Can we name one Phil?

What?

Troggles
11-01-2009, 10:52 AM
Ted and Nancy.

Blue
11-01-2009, 10:53 AM
Ted and Nancy.

I'm assuming Ted is Sid's younger brother? Estranged step-father?

violent
11-01-2009, 10:53 AM
I think the rock in the background should be named "violent".

Nameless
11-01-2009, 11:01 AM
Man, I never noticed how explosively they're planting that flag before.

Superman's Dead
11-01-2009, 11:05 AM
It kinda looks like the one on bottom is using a power ring to plant the flag.

I say we call him Hal Jordan.

Voodoo
11-01-2009, 11:08 AM
AgtFox and DrFinger.

CappinCanuck
11-01-2009, 11:11 AM
I looked up some funky name combos heh. I like: Zap and Zed, Oli and Sid.

Squidbot
11-01-2009, 11:19 AM
Pong and Spacewar.

Superman's Dead
11-01-2009, 11:26 AM
Xbox and 360.

CoG I and CoG II.

Boo and Yakasha.

(I think Squid's idea for classic games is a good one)

Suave Peanut
11-01-2009, 11:26 AM
Clearly one of them is Richard Garriott.

CappinCanuck
11-01-2009, 11:26 AM
Pong and Spacewar.

Lol, I was hoping for something more original but Ping and Pong would be cool heh. I like the combos.

Dukefrukem
11-01-2009, 11:26 AM
Danny and Lisa

Spectre-7
11-01-2009, 11:33 AM
Neil and Buzz

Hotcod
11-01-2009, 12:27 PM
That Guy and That Other Guy

CappinCanuck
11-01-2009, 12:59 PM
Xbox and 360.

CoG I and CoG II.

Boo and Yakasha.

(I think Squid's idea for classic games is a good one)

Ditto. That's the root of Sid and Oli. Oli for Olivar, the little spaceman from Pikmen. Sid for Sid Meier, specifically from Alpha Centauri.

zarathstra
11-01-2009, 01:47 PM
I vote for Gordon Feeman and Master Chief.

fitbabits
11-01-2009, 01:55 PM
Mac and Cheese.

Kelegacy
11-01-2009, 01:56 PM
Spigot and Purple Santa.

They are both females as well. No relation to the two posters here at CoG. Weird, huh?

Wasson_
11-01-2009, 02:53 PM
Spaceman Sans and Cosmic Al

iHap
11-01-2009, 02:58 PM
Dapper Gordon and Samus

muddi900
11-01-2009, 03:12 PM
Solid Snake and Sir Edgar Awesomington.

Camel
11-01-2009, 03:15 PM
I don't think these astronauts need names.

If we have to have them named, however, I suggest Colonel Spigot and Don Karnage.

Wraith
11-01-2009, 03:21 PM
Any of these names (http://www.mst3kinfo.com/ward_e/List820.html) will be fine:



Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Whip Slagcheek
Punch Side-iron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson (no, wait...)
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef

Drayven
11-01-2009, 04:05 PM
Click and Clack, the Tappet Brother

Lint of Death
11-01-2009, 04:39 PM
Any of these names (http://www.mst3kinfo.com/ward_e/List820.html) will be fine:



Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Whip Slagcheek
Punch Side-iron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson (no, wait...)
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef



It was only a matter of time before these were suggested :D

Chris_D
11-01-2009, 05:07 PM
Bob and Shelly

Narradisall
11-01-2009, 05:46 PM
Screw them, I wanna name the SHIP.

civil
11-01-2009, 05:52 PM
Pooty and Tang.

zarathstra
11-01-2009, 09:00 PM
It was only a matter of time before these were suggested :D

I'm ashamed that I didn't think of it first.

Hell, I had an RPG character named Gristle McThornbody.

nitetrain
11-02-2009, 05:03 AM
Civil and mags

Purple Santa
11-02-2009, 02:08 PM
Spigot and Purple Santa.

They are both females as well. No relation to the two posters here at CoG. Weird, huh?
Your fiancee needs to take away your internet access for a few days ;)
Civil and mags
Dammit...you took my suggestion. But then the flag has to be rainbow :D

MagGnome
11-02-2009, 02:36 PM
Civil and mags

Civil would love to have an entire planet to himself. I fear he would quickly turn on me.

For some reason a horribly insensitive/probably racist joke came to mind. I fear I need to cleanse my brain.

nitetrain
11-03-2009, 05:10 AM
Your fiancee needs to take away your internet access for a few days ;)

Dammit...you took my suggestion. But then the flag has to be rainbow :D

yeah...you're right....but if we let civil have a rainbow flag, then what about mags?

fitbabits
11-03-2009, 07:35 AM
yeah...you're right....but if we let civil have a rainbow flag, then what about mags?
I'm sure they can share.

Purple Santa
11-03-2009, 09:28 AM
yeah...you're right....but if we let civil have a rainbow flag, then what about mags?

His will have a Carebear and a rainbow above the Carebear :D

National Kato
11-03-2009, 01:53 PM
I don't think they need to be named. They are Us.

Purple Santa
11-03-2009, 02:30 PM
I don't think they need to be named. They are Us.

So their names are Us and Us? Isn't that We? :confused: :p ;)

MagGnome
11-03-2009, 10:00 PM
His will have a Carebear and a rainbow above the Carebear :D

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q254/startnow/gay.jpg


So their names are Us and Us? Isn't that We? :confused: :p ;)

Don't you mean Wii? :p

Purple Santa
11-04-2009, 10:53 AM
Don't you mean Wii? :p
Only you can get away with a *groan* of that MAGnititude ;)

Doctor Setebos
11-05-2009, 11:09 AM
This thread needs more ambiguously gay references.

http://setebos.fathomthat.org/images/colony/brave_gay_astronauts.jpg

I have no name suggestions.

nitetrain
11-06-2009, 10:10 AM
This thread needs more ambiguously gay references.

http://setebos.fathomthat.org/images/colony/brave_gay_astronauts.jpg

I have no name suggestions.

that sounds like civil and mags ..;)

jpc_theoneandonly
11-06-2009, 02:09 PM
Guilermo and Frank. Don't ask why. Just embrace Frank and his pool boy!

Stmfuller
11-06-2009, 06:29 PM
Jay and Silent Bob
Dante and Randall
Bert and Ernie
Magic PC and Console
Luke and Han
He-Man and Battle Cat
Homer and Bart
Brian and Peter
etc
etc
etc

Spectre-7
11-06-2009, 06:42 PM
Sacco and Vanzetti
Julius and Ethel
Zorn and SpaceJeff
Spaceman-A and Spaceman-2
The Dr. and Mrs. Spaceman (spu-chay-mun)

Generation ABXY
11-07-2009, 01:08 PM
Guilermo and Frank. Don't ask why. Just embrace Frank and his pool boy!

Jimmy Kimmel fan?

jpc_theoneandonly
11-08-2009, 04:42 AM
Jimmy Kimmel fan?

Why yes. Yes I am.

CappinCanuck
11-09-2009, 09:20 AM
Gnug and Doug. Heh. (Gnug's an alien)

Shadowstorm
11-09-2009, 09:45 AM
The spaceship in the background should be named Enterprise.

Shadowstorm
11-09-2009, 09:46 AM
that sounds like civil and mags ..;)

How I long for your banning (again).