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diablopath
01-25-2010, 06:40 AM
Please, I was hairy as a bear before I turned 18.

I'll advise everybody to not perform a Google image search for the term "hairy bear." Unless that's your thing. It is most definitely not mine.
crazyD
01-25-2010, 08:49 AM
Don't worry, some day you'll grow up and become a man.
No, you won't.

Haven't I seen pics of you with a sad, sad mustache attempt? Looked like you just ate a bag of cheetos?
MagGnome
01-25-2010, 03:37 PM
I'll advise everybody to not perform a Google image search for the term "hairy bear." Unless that's your thing. It is most definitely not mine.

I'm going to assume that you lack any shred of common sense. :p


Haven't I seen pics of you with a sad, sad mustache attempt? Looked like you just ate a bag of cheetos?

You bastard! :mad:
boratika
01-26-2010, 09:14 AM
I just finished a no-shave-winter break (about 4.5 weeks, in my case), and found out that no matter how hard I try, I still can not grow a moustache.

If it's any constellation, I can't grow any noticeable amount more facial hair than I could at fourteen...


*cough* (http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/showpost.php?p=392238&postcount=73)
Squidbot
01-26-2010, 09:24 AM
If it's any constellation, I can't grow any noticeable amount more facial hair than I could at fourteen...


*cough* (http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/showpost.php?p=392238&postcount=73)

A beard of stars! HE IS A GOD!
MagGnome
01-26-2010, 03:52 PM
That is one sexy beard.
Bone
03-22-2010, 10:08 AM
Enjoying the afterglow of our band's pre-SXSW performance with a good friend of mine. New beard features: chops/burns growing in thicker, goat/stache trimmed together and the space in between left stubbly. It feels right for Austin.

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee153/_B_o_n_e_/Me/24803_438087568288_772238288_537143.jpg
Squidbot
03-22-2010, 01:56 PM
There's a beard?
Bone
03-22-2010, 02:32 PM
It is a collection of thick hairs on my chin, neck and face, so technically yes. This was carved out from my winter "woodsman" look that just was too bushy.

(or were you too busy scoping out the redhead to notice?)
civil
03-22-2010, 02:39 PM
Oh shit, Bone was in that picture? Didn't notice.
Squidbot
03-22-2010, 04:03 PM
(or were you too busy scoping out the redhead to notice?)

How dare you imply such a thing?! I...ooh, pretty lady..........
MagGnome
03-22-2010, 06:41 PM
Oh shit, Bone was in that picture? Didn't notice.

I noticed!!!

GRRR! :p
Siraris
03-22-2010, 07:03 PM
http://siraris.net/whitey.jpg

I just took this. I really am not that pale, the Nexus One's flash literally steals the pigment from your epidermis. I actually am pretty olive skinned.
Squidbot
03-22-2010, 07:14 PM
Big picture is BIG.
Siraris
03-22-2010, 07:19 PM
Big picture is BIG.

It should auto-resize, no? I just reinstalled Win7 and I don't have a resizing program yet... let me find one.

Edit: That was easy, I guess Win7 has one built in.
Squidbot
03-22-2010, 07:38 PM
No, no, it did auto resize, but when I first loaded the page, you were totally in my face. I am still contemplating wether or not that is a good thing. ;)
MagGnome
03-22-2010, 08:15 PM
http://siraris.net/whitey.jpg

I just took this. I really am not that pale, the Nexus One's flash literally steals the pigment from your epidermis. I actually am pretty olive skinned.

I was going to make a cute Jewish joke here, but I realized it might be taken as offensive.

In fact, perhaps I should have just not posted at all. :o

Thanks for putting up a pic!
Siraris
03-22-2010, 08:20 PM
uhh, you're welcome, I guess?
MagGnome
03-22-2010, 08:28 PM
uhh, you're welcome, I guess?

See, I knew I shouldn't have made that post. Just nevermind. :p
Generation ABXY
03-22-2010, 09:09 PM
Between this and The Colonizers thread, I'm starting to think half the people on this site go to the same damn optometrist... :D
MagGnome
03-23-2010, 06:34 AM
As requested by Mag. Note: not a very full beard at the moment.

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/8996/image201003220001.jpg

Wow...

If things don't work out with that girl, can I have a shot? :D
Siraris
03-23-2010, 08:47 AM
See, I knew I shouldn't have made that post. Just nevermind. :p

You had something nice to say about all the pics but mine :(
Bone
03-23-2010, 08:57 AM
Oh shit, Bone was in that picture? Didn't notice.

How dare you imply such a thing?! I...ooh, pretty lady..........
Yeah she is a real cutie. A self-described gypsy, but really a flighty butterfly :)
I noticed!!!

GRRR! :pIt's comforting to know that if I ever made the Apple switch, Mags would be there for me :)

You had something nice to say about all the pics but mine :(I think he was saying you're cute and Jewish?
TurboKinny
03-23-2010, 11:30 AM
You had something nice to say about all the pics but mine :(
He said earlier that he has a thing for Jewish boys, I think it was a compliment ;)
Purple Santa
03-23-2010, 11:40 AM
I was going to make a cute Jewish joke here, but I realized it might be taken as offensive.

In fact, perhaps I should have just not posted at all. :o

Thanks for putting up a pic!
I like offensive humor. Send me the comment in a PM.
He said earlier that he has a thing for Jewish boys, I think it was a compliment ;)

Really? I'll have to post my "beard" pic :D
Serapth
03-23-2010, 11:48 AM
I was going to make a cute Jewish joke here, but I realized it might be taken as offensive.

In fact, perhaps I should have just not posted at all. :o

Thanks for putting up a pic!

Were you going to call him a JAP? ;)


( Cross posting inappropriate humour, but Siraris should at least get a chuckle out of it )
Siraris
03-23-2010, 12:12 PM
He said earlier that he has a thing for Jewish boys, I think it was a compliment ;)

I didn't see that. I feel a LOT better now ;)
MagGnome
03-23-2010, 05:19 PM
You had something nice to say about all the pics but mine :(

As TK and Bone pointed out, I tried and failed. I was originally going to post something along the lines of this:

You're very handsome! I've always had a thing for Jewish men."

Then I remembered one of the times I made a similar statement in real life, and some idiot jumped down my throat for "stereotyping Jewish men" and being "racist"*. So instead I made a stupid post that didn't make a whole lot of sense.

I'm happy to know that you seek my approval. :D



*Yes, it was news to me as well that Jewish is now a race.


It's comforting to know that if I ever made the Apple switch, Mags would be there for me :)

E2CVLWOoNsY


You'd have to get in line. You'd be something like #8 on the list of gay men I know that want to do me.

Edit: Just to be clear. In the butt.

I know you'd bump me up to the front of the line. :cool:


Were you going to call him a JAP? ;)


( Cross posting inappropriate humour, but Siraris should at least get a chuckle out of it )

Hey now, Siraris isn't a total princess....right?
Pigeon
03-23-2010, 11:52 PM
Guess it's time to post in here:

http://www.stasis.fathomthat.org/images/pscruffy.jpg

from a couple months ago
Siraris
03-24-2010, 09:09 AM
As TK and Bone pointed out, I tried and failed. I was originally going to post something along the lines of this:

You're very handsome! I've always had a thing for Jewish men."

Then I remembered one of the times I made a similar statement in real life, and some idiot jumped down my throat for "stereotyping Jewish men" and being "racist"*. So instead I made a stupid post that didn't make a whole lot of sense.

I'm happy to know that you seek my approval. :D


I appreciate it. I don't know how saying "I have a thing for Jewish men" could be construed as racist. If you said "You're very handsome, especially since you don't have one of those big Jewish hook noses!" then I guess I could see it being construed as racist.
Bone
03-24-2010, 09:46 AM
Yeah, but when a white guy says "I love Asian girls!" he usually gets a ton of shit for it.
civil
03-24-2010, 09:49 AM
I appreciate it. I don't know how saying "I have a thing for Jewish men" could be construed as racist. If you said "You're very handsome, especially since you don't have one of those big Jewish hook noses!" then I guess I could see it being construed as racist.
Easy there, Siraris. He said you were cute. Looks like somebody's gotten a big head over a compliment. ;)
Siraris
03-24-2010, 10:12 AM
Easy there, Siraris. He said you were cute. Looks like somebody's gotten a big head over a compliment. ;)

Actually, he said I was very handsome, look at the quoted text. I'm used to hearing it, so it really didn't inflate me much.

Bone - I never got the "I like Asian girls" comment being racist. Some people have preferences, what's wrong with that?

And I know you didn't say it was racist, but I've heard other people say it is.
lucklesswonder
03-24-2010, 12:26 PM
Spent Saturday at Mammoth Cave in Kentucky. Thinking about moving in.

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs417.snc3/25165_552207945532_184105300_32071534_5010878_n.jp g

Kept getting the comment, "Wow, Colt, your beard is red."

Also, the caption one of my friends gave this picture is "Colt commanding a multitude of sprites."

At least none of them screamed "HEY! LISTEN!"
DeathtollWRX
03-24-2010, 04:05 PM
I love asian women too!
MagGnome
03-24-2010, 06:37 PM
Actually, he said I was very handsome, look at the quoted text. I'm used to hearing it, so it really didn't inflate me much.

It's nice to know that you are so modest. :p


At least none of them screamed "HEY! LISTEN!"

I'll never be able to finish that game because of that damn fairy.
lucklesswonder
03-24-2010, 09:48 PM
I'll never be able to finish that game because of that damn fairy.

Did you ever try Z-targeting her? I think that's what the whole system was based on. You're not really trying to shoot the monsters, you're just trying to get the bitch to shut up.
MagGnome
03-27-2010, 12:11 PM
Did you ever try Z-targeting her? I think that's what the whole system was based on. You're not really trying to shoot the monsters, you're just trying to get the bitch to shut up.

I spent half of my time playing the game trying to get her to leave me alone.

She's probably the single most annoying character in any game I've ever played, and that's saying a lot.