Rock Bandit
10-03-2009, 07:39 AM
I can't believe we're in the fourth week of football and we haven't been talking about it. Or have we? Oh well, onwards. Picks in bold:
Detroit @ Chicago - The Detroit win streak ends at one.
Cincinnati @ Cleveland - I don't think there's a coach more hated by his players than Mangini.
Oakland @ Houston - The only way JaMarcus Russell could be any worse is if he started throwing backwards.
Seattle @ Indianapolis - Peyton doesn't feel comfortable with the comparisons to Johnny Unitas. Me either, last I checked Johnny U. never took a snap on Indianapolis soil. Baltimore bias aside, Captain Wow in a laugher over the glow in the dark Seahawks.
Tennessee @ Jacksonville - Seriously, how do you not do everything possible to make sure Fred Taylor retires a Jaguar?
New York Giants @ Kansas City - With all due respects to the Saints, best team in the NFC right now.
Baltimore @ New England - As a guy from Delaware named Joe, how can I not be wacko for Flacco?
Tampa Bay @ Washington - A couple teams are running the Wildcat this year, but only the Redskins have the TomKat.
Buffalo @ Miami - Look at the bright side, TO's catch number has no place to go but up.
New York Jets @ New Orleans - Always knew Rex Ryan would make a great head coach, but Drew Breesus continues to air it out (and now he has a run threat backing him up!)
Dallas @ Denver - Last minute desperation deal with the devil is the only way to explain Denver's hot start (though I've always thought Orton was better than people gave him credit for). Also Wade Phillips should look into getting a manzier.
St. Louis @ San Francisco - Kyle "duller than white bread" Boller gets the start for the Rams. Did I mention I'm wacko for Flacco? Also I'm calling it now, the NFC West is the 49ers to lose.
San Diego @ Pittsburgh - Pittsburgh really needs Polamalu back, he's the best safety in the league not named Ed Reed. LT's back but Sproles is the real threat. The kid's slippier than greased hog shit.
Green Bay @ Minnesota - Old man Favre yells at kids to get off his lawn, throws to the guys with G's on their helmets just like the old days.
Copy of the list in spoiler for your own picks.
Detroit @ Chicago
Cincinnati @ Cleveland
Oakland @ Houston
Seattle @ Indianapolis
Tennessee @ Jacksonville
New York Giants @ Kansas City
Baltimore @ New England
Tampa Bay @ Washington
Buffalo @ Miami
New York Jets @ New Orleans
Dallas @ Denver
St. Louis @ San Francisco
San Diego @ Pittsburgh
Green Bay @ Minnesota
Detroit @ Chicago - The Detroit win streak ends at one.
Cincinnati @ Cleveland - I don't think there's a coach more hated by his players than Mangini.
Oakland @ Houston - The only way JaMarcus Russell could be any worse is if he started throwing backwards.
Seattle @ Indianapolis - Peyton doesn't feel comfortable with the comparisons to Johnny Unitas. Me either, last I checked Johnny U. never took a snap on Indianapolis soil. Baltimore bias aside, Captain Wow in a laugher over the glow in the dark Seahawks.
Tennessee @ Jacksonville - Seriously, how do you not do everything possible to make sure Fred Taylor retires a Jaguar?
New York Giants @ Kansas City - With all due respects to the Saints, best team in the NFC right now.
Baltimore @ New England - As a guy from Delaware named Joe, how can I not be wacko for Flacco?
Tampa Bay @ Washington - A couple teams are running the Wildcat this year, but only the Redskins have the TomKat.
Buffalo @ Miami - Look at the bright side, TO's catch number has no place to go but up.
New York Jets @ New Orleans - Always knew Rex Ryan would make a great head coach, but Drew Breesus continues to air it out (and now he has a run threat backing him up!)
Dallas @ Denver - Last minute desperation deal with the devil is the only way to explain Denver's hot start (though I've always thought Orton was better than people gave him credit for). Also Wade Phillips should look into getting a manzier.
St. Louis @ San Francisco - Kyle "duller than white bread" Boller gets the start for the Rams. Did I mention I'm wacko for Flacco? Also I'm calling it now, the NFC West is the 49ers to lose.
San Diego @ Pittsburgh - Pittsburgh really needs Polamalu back, he's the best safety in the league not named Ed Reed. LT's back but Sproles is the real threat. The kid's slippier than greased hog shit.
Green Bay @ Minnesota - Old man Favre yells at kids to get off his lawn, throws to the guys with G's on their helmets just like the old days.
Copy of the list in spoiler for your own picks.
Detroit @ Chicago
Cincinnati @ Cleveland
Oakland @ Houston
Seattle @ Indianapolis
Tennessee @ Jacksonville
New York Giants @ Kansas City
Baltimore @ New England
Tampa Bay @ Washington
Buffalo @ Miami
New York Jets @ New Orleans
Dallas @ Denver
St. Louis @ San Francisco
San Diego @ Pittsburgh
Green Bay @ Minnesota