We're all going to die

[n3rdXcore]

Woe to You Oh Earth and Sea
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
reckon the number of the beast
for it is a human number
its number is six hundred and sixty six

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/simedog/Forums/numberofthebeast.jpg

[Sandman]

For some reason I thought this would be another thread about the LHC.

[fitbabits]

Triprotic (http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/member.php?u=666) is number 666.

[National Kato]

For some reason I thought this would be another thread about the LHC.

god help us please god no.

[fitbabits]

god help us please god no.
What's the LHC?

[Bad Buddha]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2515/200px666aphrodite27schizi4.jpg

Exelthe ofi katiramene,
dhioti an dhen exelthe essy,
tha se exelthe ego!

[n3rdXcore]

what's the lhc?

it is death!

edit: That was supposed to be in all caps. Pretend I'm screaming it.

[National Kato]

What's the LHC?

Large Hadron Collider. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider) I think there were about...um...843 threads on it over at EvAv.

[Scaryfaced]

You know, historians are pretty sure the number 666 isn't the actual number refered to in Revelations. It was a failed translation somewhere along the way.

wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_the_Beast)
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[Sandman]

What's the LHC?

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[fitbabits]

Large Hadron Collider. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider) I think there were about...um...843 threads on it over at EvAv.

I know. I was being facetious. ;)

[Doctor Setebos]

I'm more concerned with the fact that even on CoG -- as on EvAv before -- fits is STILL the top poster.

Can no one usurp this title from the ForumGod? Can no one disconnect his internets?

[fitbabits]

I'm more concerned with the fact that even on CoG -- as on EvAv before -- fits is STILL the top poster.

Can no one usurp this title from the ForumGod? Can no one disconnect his internets?
I know, and I apologize...

[Doctor Setebos]

I know, and I apologize...I'm just saying, it isn't a badge of honor.

Or IS it? ;)

http://www.evilavatarcomics.com/comics/2006/26_evavcomics46_1.jpg (http://www.evilavatarcomics.com/comic.php?comic=46)

[Raen]

Apparently the actual number is 616. We're way passed that, so I guess we're more doomed or something. Btw are we gonna get CoG comics? It'd be awesome.

[Dorkandproudofit]

Waitwaitwait.... JAYoung is FITTY?! :eek:

When were you guys gonna tell me? :(

[Sandman]

I'm more concerned with the fact that even on CoG -- as on EvAv before -- fits is STILL the top poster.

Can no one usurp this title from the ForumGod? Can no one disconnect his internets?

I thought Xerxes had him for a while but it seems like fitty got to him.

[Johan]

Of course we're going to die.

Here's a real question; if someone on the boards died, how would we ever know? :confused: I mean, it does happen. Just this year, two of my students have had family members die (a teenage sister, and a 50's father). How would we ever know? Would we want to?

Just struck me...

I'm more concerned with the fact that even on CoG -- as on EvAv before -- fits is STILL the top poster.

Some time prior to my ban, I had 3,000 posts removed. I was actually ahead of him for a while, but the elimination of 3K kept me from actually passing on the 'board.'

True story. Not one I plan on repeating here, though.

[Raen]

Johan the solution is to have all CoG members tagged on sign up. A little chip that monitor's their vital signs etc... We'd be sorted.

On a more serious note this is something I've thought about before. I mean I have a lot of people I talk to regularly who my family have no idea about. How would those people know if I died, or was in a coma etc... rather than just thinking I was being a jerk and had disappeared. It's a sad thought.

[Squidbot]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/linvuiet/palindie.jpg

[n3rdXcore]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/linvuiet/palindie.jpg

hahahahaha That is absolutely perfect!

[Johan]

That's a screen cap even I find amusing! :)

[Dorkandproudofit]

That's a screen cap even I find amusing! :)

That screencap has to be really hot to warm even YOUR icy heart. :D

By the way, you STILL haven't called me back after the other night, Johan. :(

[Johan]

By the way, you STILL haven't called me back after the other night, Johan. :(

I'm a cheap one-night stand. I never look back. ;)

[Dorkandproudofit]

I'm a cheap one-night stand. I never look back. ;)

SO sigged. :D

[NoName]

I think Fitty sits in a chair with CoG open on a laptop while he plays on his 360 (and now PS3), post continuously between killing bad guys.

I'm not that hardcore.

[iHap]

elisadiajag is 667. a Bot. WE ARE GOING TO DIE!

[ADDGirl]

Johan the solution is to have all CoG members tagged on sign up. A little chip that monitor's their vital signs etc... We'd be sorted.

On a more serious note this is something I've thought about before. I mean I have a lot of people I talk to regularly who my family have no idea about. How would those people know if I died, or was in a coma etc... rather than just thinking I was being a jerk and had disappeared. It's a sad thought.

I am always planning how I would tell the online community if anything ever happened to santa it always involves something funny at the end like... Now I need a new gamer boyfriend to keep me up to date on what is new...

I think Fitty sits in a chair with CoG open on a laptop while he plays on his 360 (and now PS3), post continuously between killing bad guys.

I'm not that hardcore.
It isn't normal to be playing a videogame and have your laptop open on your lap?:confused: This is my norm santa finds it slightly disturbing sometimes when he sees me doing this...

On a separate note if we are all going to die can someone please bring brownies?

[Typical Michael]

Of course we're going to die.

Here's a real question; if someone on the boards died, how would we ever know? :confused: I mean, it does happen. Just this year, two of my students have had family members die (a teenage sister, and a 50's father). How would we ever know? Would we want to?

Just struck me...



Yeah, I have thought of that. I remember thinking about people who used to post a lot on EvAv, and then just stopped. No goodbye thread or anything. Remember the dude in the wheelchair, QuickieGT or something? When was the last time you saw him? Unless of course he just changed his name, which is a dirty trick.

[Everyone vs Dinosaurs]

My mathbook number was 666. Just to let you guys know.


I still got an 'A' in the class, but it was quite a scare the first time I saw it.

[fitbabits]

Waitwaitwait.... JAYoung is FITTY?! :eek:

When were you guys gonna tell me? :(
When we set up CoG, we took a poll to see if and when we should tell you.

It's better that you don't know the result. Here, look at the tip of this pen...

[astranoir]

When we set up CoG, we took a poll to see if and when we should tell you.

It's better that you don't know the result. Here, look at the tip of this pen...

Damn, another eye test?

[Scaryfaced]

777 Neighbor of the Beast!!!
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[boratika]

I am always planning how I would tell the online community if anything ever happened to santa it always involves something funny at the end like... Now I need a new gamer boyfriend to keep me up to date on what is new...
Making plans then?
777 Neighbor of the Beast!!!

I think you mean 668.

[Doctor Setebos]

$665.99 - Retail Price of the Beast :D

[Typical Michael]

Making plans then?




I think the jolly one may one to make his time.

[Johan]

Six children, born in six different months, in six different years.

They're going to murder me in my sleep. I especially fear the newborn. He's only pretending not to be able to walk, or hold sharp objects. I just KNOW he's Chuckie's little cousin.

I need sleep.

[fitbabits]

Six children, born in six different months, in six different years.

They're going to murder me in my sleep. I especially fear the newborn. He's only pretending not to be able to walk, or hold sharp objects. I just KNOW he's Chuckie's little cousin.

I need sleep.

An adult nightmare:

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[Johan]

An adult nightmare:

I swear, at :35 it sounds like someone says "apple pie!" after they yell "after him!"

I could go for some apple pie, if I'm going to be bludgeoned in my sleep.

[fitbabits]

I swear, at :35 it sounds like someone says "apple pie!" after they yell "after him!"

I could go for some apple pie, if I'm going to be bludgeoned in my sleep.

As a last meal, apple pie wouldn't be all that bad. I'm so hungry for apple pie right now.

[Atepsflame]

$3.34: Chang for a $10 of the beast!

[Typical Michael]

$3.34: Chang for a $10 of the beast!

I dont think you are taking into account the Sales Tax of the Beast!

[Suave Peanut]

I dont think you are taking into account the Sales Tax of the Beast!
What would that be, 6.66%?

[Typical Michael]

What would that be, 6.66%?

Charming Earthnut, with the assist!

[Xerxes]

I thought Xerxes had him for a while but it seems like fitty got to him.

I have something planned. But fits is a beast to keep up with. I thought Dead Space would slow him down. :o

[fitbabits]

I have something planned. But fits is a beast to keep up with. I thought Dead Space would slow him down. :o

It would have had my 360 not red-ringed on me. :)

[boratika]

Only 8 posts in it at the moment!

[Purple Santa]

Making plans then?


She's always making plans....I'm just to fast to be killed at the moment...agility training at the gym helps :p

I am always planning how I would tell the online community if anything ever happened to santa it always involves something funny at the end like... Now I need a new gamer boyfriend to keep me up to date on what is new...

And yet I'm still here...to paraphrase an old quote..."out out you damn PURPLE spot...out" :D


It isn't normal to be playing a videogame and have your laptop open on your lap?:confused: This is my norm santa finds it slightly disturbing sometimes when he sees me doing this...
There is so much that is disturbing about you, where would one start.


On a separate note if we are all going to die can someone please bring brownies?
If anyone is bringing anything...it's either pancakes, waffles or donuts...

[ADDGirl]

She's always making plans....I'm just to fast to be killed at the moment...agility training at the gym helps :p

Agile like a penguin.

And yet I'm still here...to paraphrase an old quote..."out out you damn PURPLE spot...out" :D

Of course you are still here because it would seriously hurt my career in social work to have killed someone... :rolleyes:

There is so much that is disturbing about you, where would one start.
At the beginning always at the beginning


If anyone is bringing anything...it's either pancakes, waffles or donuts...
No, Brownies are superior.

[Purple Santa]

Agile like a penguin.

Have you not seen Happy Feet? Not all penguins are built the same :p

Of course you are still here because it would seriously hurt my career in social work to have killed someone... :rolleyes:
Yes, the field where they allow former crack addicts do substance abuse counseling, you are worried about just a murder :rolleyes: ;)


At the beginning always at the beginning
Once upon a time...



No, Brownies are superior.
If you want to take that theory...go visit the Pancake Vs Waffles vs Everything pastry thread...

And please don't kill me today...I have a paper due next week I MUST turn in :p

[boratika]

Are you two talking to each other from different rooms via the internet? Because if you are, seriously think about that for a moment.

[ADDGirl]

Are you two talking to each other from different rooms via the internet? Because if you are, seriously think about that for a moment.

Nope... the same room

[Triprotic]

Hey a thread about me! :D

But now I'll have to f*cking kill you all for going off topic before the end of the first page ;)

[boratika]

Nope... the same room

Well in that case, that's alright.

[Purple Santa]

Well in that case, that's alright.

Through our computers is the only way we communicate. We hate each other in person :eek:

[ShivaX]

Through our computers is the only way we communicate. We hate each other in person :eek:

Theres a joke about cybering in there someplace, but I can't think of it.

[National Kato]

Oh shit, The Future tells us if we can't stop it, it will. (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/13/science/space/13lhc.html?_r=2)

No, I’m talking about the notion that the troubled collider is being sabotaged by its own future. A pair of otherwise distinguished physicists have suggested that the hypothesized Higgs boson, which physicists hope to produce with the collider, might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather.

“It must be our prediction that all Higgs producing machines shall have bad luck,” Dr. Nielsen said in an e-mail message. In an unpublished essay, Dr. Nielson said of the theory, “Well, one could even almost say that we have a model for God.” It is their guess, he went on, “that He rather hates Higgs particles, and attempts to avoid them.”

[Khrymsyn]

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm134/waystin2/NecroBumpBatman.jpg

[Whunpo]

Oh shit, The Future tells us if we can't stop it, it will. (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/13/science/space/13lhc.html?_r=2)

I fucking love physics.

[Generation ABXY]

That may be perhaps the greatest excuse ever. (Well, that or the guy that claimed he was just surfing porn to help the disenfranchised girls of third-world countries.) I mean, you can’t prove it one way or another, so I can see it getting a lot of play: “I’m sorry, sir, but its failure is, in fact, unquestionable proof of its success. And, no, you can’t see the books, so stop asking.”

EDIT: Also, as far as LHC-related topics go, this was a bizarre pick.

[nitetrain]

Of course we're going to die.

Here's a real question; if someone on the boards died, how would we ever know? :confused: I mean, it does happen. Just this year, two of my students have had family members die (a teenage sister, and a 50's father). How would we ever know? Would we want to?



this actually came up a few years ago on another forum i was on, unfortunately the circumstances didn't pan out too well as the guy that passed on was the owner of the site, only 1 other member had god admin status and instead of doing what the members wanted by leaving the former site owner's account active as a tribute, with this DOB-DOD in the user title, he decided to piss everyone off by deleting the account and userping all power of attorny over the guys assets and estates.