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diablopath
08-31-2009, 05:39 PM
I had a dream where I was eating a sandwhich.
It was good, but not great.
Pretty standard, really.

Superman's Dead
08-31-2009, 05:41 PM
I had a dream where I met you guys.

We hung out.

it was cool.

civil
09-01-2009, 07:15 AM
Ooh. A Thread Off! I like this.

SD is the new Serapth, only with threads about dreams instead of polls.

ShivaX
09-01-2009, 08:04 AM
I had a dream where I was eating a sandwhich.
It was good, but not great.
Pretty standard, really.

I had a dream where Civil's mom was going down on me.
It was good, but not great.
Pretty substandard, really.

civil
09-01-2009, 08:18 AM
I tell you what ShivaX, you got a better deal than my dad by all accounts.

Oh!

diablopath
09-01-2009, 09:21 AM
If there's one thing I learned from here, it's that "Your mother..." jokes do not work against civil.

civil
09-01-2009, 09:25 AM
If there's one thing I learned from here, it's that "Your mother..." jokes do not work against civil.
Damn straight. My mother works for me.

Bitch is still pulling in 300, 500 bucks a week even at 65 years old!

Spacetronaut
09-01-2009, 09:59 AM
I had a dream once where I was talking to a dog, and then it turned out that dogs are pretty fucking boring.

pronounconnoun
09-01-2009, 10:40 AM
I had a dream once where I was talking to a dog, and then it turned out that dogs are pretty fucking boring.

I never thought about it, but you're probably right.

LongStepMantis
09-01-2009, 12:29 PM
I had a dream once where I was talking to a dog, and then it turned out that dogs are pretty fucking boring.

http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/dog-translator.jpg

Lint of Death
09-01-2009, 01:49 PM
I love that one.

TheKeck
09-01-2009, 02:03 PM
I once had a dream where there was some big dance coming up, or something, and I was at the store trying to decide what to wear with my girlfriend, and I was all worried about it for some reason.

I woke up and realized I was five years old.

Badger
09-04-2009, 10:25 AM
Had a fairly vivid dream last night (this morning) about going into a carpet shop to enquire about a carpet made entirely from legos. I remember thinking "this is the kind of weird thing that I would dream about" but carried on as if it were real life anyway. Whilst browsing the lego furniture, the rather despondent clerk as played by Martin Freeman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0293509/) walked by and offered a consultation with one of his employees at their desk. The employee was a middle-aged woman with medium-short blonde hair and resembled Felicity Kendall - at which I remarked, and she went on to say that I may have recognised her from an old TV show or film called "Henry Hill", in which she danced during the intro.

And that was pretty much it. It's a little depressing when real life is more interesting than dreams.

Expugnare
09-05-2009, 08:24 AM
I had a dream last night that I was shopping for groceries and I was distraught because I was unable to find any bratwurst. I remember find all sorts of -wurst sausage that didn't actually exist but no bratwurst.

I think it means I want bratwurst.

roboninja
09-05-2009, 11:08 AM
http://pupster.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/dog-translator.jpg

Gary Larson is awesome.