Hey East Coasters! Stop the slavery! [Archive]

Wolvie

07-25-2009, 02:32 PM

This is dumbest person alive. Ever. Dumber then any legitmately retarded person. Dumber then Ms. Teen south carolina 2007. I mean, what was the point of all that? I'm fairly sure that council already knew cars can be built, and food can be grown... and that food is good, and stuff.

And what in the seven shades of blue hell is a perfect pesticide?!?! She talks as if one can just be made easily, like our best minds are just holding back. Oh, and it can be good for us? Pesticides KILL things, it can't be good for anything other then killing things and making them sick... oh I think I have a headache from the sheer amount of stupid I just witnessed.

Generation ABXY

07-25-2009, 02:36 PM

I love the crazies that come out if you just give them a podium.

EDIT: Speaking of which...

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Squidbot

07-25-2009, 02:37 PM

I see you're all avoiding the issue of how the East coast have slaves!!!! She's right, isn't she?!!?!?

Generation ABXY

07-25-2009, 02:46 PM

I can't speak for anyone else, but I only have the one and I have no idea how she found out about her. :p

Squidbot

07-25-2009, 02:56 PM

I love the crazies that come out if you just give them a podium.

EDIT: Speaking of which...

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Seems perfectly calm and rational to me.

nnanji

07-25-2009, 03:42 PM

I love her. I want her to have my babies.

Generation ABXY

07-25-2009, 03:59 PM

I love her. I want her to have my babies.

I assume they'll grow on trees, of course?

Ultima Thulian

07-25-2009, 04:10 PM

As if I needed another reason to wish for an earthquake to wipe CA off the map.

Doogie2K

07-25-2009, 04:41 PM

If she's referring to sweat shops...I mean, unless the New West Coast has completely flipped its shit and burned down all the Wal-Marts (which I'd be down with, truthfully), they kind of do the same thing, right?

Spectre-7

07-25-2009, 04:44 PM

As if I needed another reason to wish for an earthquake to wipe CA off the map.

Hey... why you don't you take your thoughtful sentiments and ram them straight up your ass?

Mike Kelehan

07-25-2009, 04:53 PM

If this is proven to be a joke, by her, on the council, are there legal penalties? This seems like a bit.

diablopath

07-25-2009, 05:07 PM

I have two.

Ultima Thulian

07-25-2009, 06:57 PM

Hey... why you don't you take your thoughtful sentiments and ram them straight up your ass?

Jesus, I was just kidding!

"Tough crowd, tough crowd!"

Johan

07-25-2009, 07:04 PM

Dumber then any legitmately retarded person. Dumber then Ms. Teen south carolina 2007.

Interestingly, she's a very bright young lady who got caught up in a case of nervous confusion. I feel bad for her, personally. (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20053437,00.html)

She'll be remembered, anyhow. Most people aren't, so there's that! :)

Wasson_

07-25-2009, 07:15 PM

there might be some boyscouts in the audience who are frightened by your actions...

I lost it. Just...died...

Sl1pstream

07-26-2009, 09:05 AM

I stopped counting the times she said "stuff" and "things" about half a minute into the video. Also: "the machine"? "The machine can make it for us"? I guess it's just another one of those "things".

One more: "Vegetable trees"? Don't those "things" grow in the ground?

NoName

07-26-2009, 09:31 AM

I think I hear baby Jesus crying in the corner...

I couldn't make it through the entire video, that was too painful.

OUX

07-26-2009, 11:38 AM

burned down all the Wal-Marts (which I'd be down with, truthfully),

Ah, so that's your sister?

Lance Uppercut

07-26-2009, 11:58 AM

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Church42

07-26-2009, 09:55 PM

I didn't notice a ring on her finger...at least no man has been smart enough to marry her...date her on the other hand, God I hope not.

Church42

07-26-2009, 09:56 PM

I love the crazies that come out if you just give them a podium.

EDIT: Speaking of which...

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I love the "report" he got through the Freedom of Information Act...all blacked out.

bstiff

07-26-2009, 10:25 PM

I love her. I want her to have my babies.

Not if I get her first. I plan to entice her with my silk worm fortune and vegetable tree farm. I guess Ill have to hide the slaves, she doesn't seem to like them very much. I just can't figure out if she was really that stupid, nervous, or high.

Wasson_

07-27-2009, 12:00 AM

oh yeah...that psycho complaining about a rouge helicopter pilot is what made me think of Firebirds...and Nick Cage being the greatest....

Jeffool

07-27-2009, 12:11 AM

nnanji

07-27-2009, 06:28 AM

Not if I get her first. I plan to entice her with my silk worm fortune and vegetable tree farm. I guess Ill have to hide the slaves, she doesn't seem to like them very much. I just can't figure out if she was really that stupid, nervous, or high.

I'm hoping stupid. And I'm also hoping I find her first!

Relax guys, there will be plenty for everyone. Just as soon as we finish growing more of her on the trees, or making more of her with the machine, or, you know, whatever.

Narradisall

07-27-2009, 06:51 AM

Please don't make babies with her, don't allow things like her to breed, and stuff.

OUX

07-27-2009, 11:51 AM

Please don't make babies with her, don't allow things like her to breed, and stuff.

What if it turns out everything is circular? Her babies could be so stupid they fall into super genius territory and cure cancer.

Goronmon

07-27-2009, 11:55 AM

I'm less concerned about slavery, and more worried about dangerous sprinkler rainbows.

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Narradisall

07-27-2009, 11:56 AM

What if it turns out everything is circular? Her babies could be so stupid they fall into super genius territory and cure cancer.

Any child born of that womb with that level of genius would no doubt lend their immense powers and intelligence to great evil, likely becoming some sort of super mad scientist.

OUX

07-27-2009, 12:21 PM

Any child born of that womb with that level of genius would no doubt lend their immense powers and intelligence to great evil, likely becoming some sort of super mad scientist.

Nonsense, its mother would teach it the way of food. And food is good.

Squidbot

07-27-2009, 12:21 PM

I'm less concerned about slavery, and more worried about dangerous sprinkler rainbows.

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This one cracks me up every time.

Ultima Thulian

07-27-2009, 12:27 PM

You know, I think I now know the proper response to silkworm lady's babbling speech.

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bstiff

07-27-2009, 04:17 PM

What if it turns out everything is circular? Her babies could be so stupid they fall into super genius territory and cure cancer.

Eh screw cancer, im just hoping for a rainman who can count cards and thinks vegas is pretty. Id be rich.

Codicier

07-27-2009, 05:50 PM

Oh my god, look what you did! My... brain is coming out... of my forehead! Graaaaagh!

Rock Bandit

07-27-2009, 06:45 PM

I know it's wrong but owning a slave is really the only way to truly enjoy a mint julep on a hot day. *sip* Aaaaah, it's good to own land.

Shadowstorm

07-27-2009, 07:06 PM

I'm less concerned about slavery, and more worried about dangerous sprinkler rainbows.

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Even worse ...

Mike Kelehan

07-28-2009, 03:45 PM

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Even worse ...

Wow, I couldn't watch that. I'm all for watching people preach their crazy opinions, but I don't want to hear the cameraman yell at her.

Hawkzombie

07-28-2009, 03:57 PM

If you freeze it, it lasts forever.

It's free, but you only pay for the land.

Generation ABXY

07-28-2009, 04:09 PM

If you freeze it, it lasts forever.

Well, it might go bad. ;)

I don't want to hear the cameraman yell at her.

Likewise.