Greetings from London, bitches.

[civil]

A noise thread, I know. But a friend and I just spent a good morning drinking and I mentioned a community of people I knew that were pretty tip top. So here I am all tipsy like saying hello to fine folk. Just delete this please.

Off for another kip!

[Zero]

Chip chip, cheerio! I'm glad you're having fun.

[NoName]

If you were going to fly so far east you might as well have stopped in NC and picked me up. :p

[National Kato]

civil, my good friend and ex-bandmate lives in London now. I'm hoping to visit sometime next year. Please don't burn the place to the ground in the meantime. Thank you.

[Generation ABXY]

Ah, at last that trademark sexually-ambiguous elitism has come home to roost.


Oh, and civil, my good friend, I have family there, so feel free to ignore National Kato's plea. :p

[Hellbug]

I'm hoping to visit sometime next year. Please don't burn the place to the ground in the meantime. Thank you.

You're thinking of the wrong drunk, Kato. Slacker would be more than happy to burn your hopes and dreams, though. I think we'll be safe. Just don't give him a ticket to London, and definitely don't give him any explosives, especially when he asks for them.

[Shadowstorm]

Awesome. Glad you're having fun!

[Dorkandproudofit]

Could you swipe Brian May's guitar for me while you're there?

[Hellbug]

Eat some black pudding for me, Civil. Oh right... you're vegan. :(

I want to know someone who has tried it.

[Sandman]

I'm going to London someday.....oh well.

[wyeast]

Word of advice: Don't eat at the Indian joint near the British Museum. Or at least don't pay by credit card. *grumbles* :mad:

[MagGnome]

Bring back a cute British guy for me! I'll pick him up when I'm at your place in September. :D

[Purple Santa]

You are in London and you are still typing on CoG? Someone has issues ;)

[Squidbot]

I move from the London area and you visit.
How it is.
I see it.

[Narradisall]

I was wondering what those fires I can see in the distance are.

Also a lot of police cars flew by earlier.

Least you picked a nice sunny weekend to turn up, and yes, this is sunny Brittish weather. Just learn to ignore the big black clouds in the distance.

[Purple Santa]

I move from the London area and you visit.
How it is.
I see it.

It was in the secret members only thread how CG would avoid you in London. We had a great time talking about you :p;)

[Squidbot]

I see. Another entry in the book.

[SilentScreams]

Eat some black pudding for me, Civil. Oh right... you're vegan. :(

I want to know someone who has tried it.

Black pudding is awesome. It's simply not a full English breakfast without it.

And Civil, I hate London with a passion. If you want to burn the place down, go right ahead! There's a cookie in it for you. :D

[Narradisall]

Black pudding is awesome. It's simply not a full English breakfast without it.

And Civil, I hate London with a passion. If you want to burn the place down, go right ahead! There's a cookie in it for you. :D

Bloody Northern Monkeys :p

[SilentScreams]

Bloody Northern Monkeys :p

Yeah, it's a good job we all live on hills, right? Otherwise we wouldn't have running water! :D

[fitbabits]

While you're there, maybe you could stop in and say hello to my ex-fiance.

[civil]

civil, my good friend and ex-bandmate lives in London now. I'm hoping to visit sometime next year. Please don't burn the place to the ground in the meantime. Thank you.
There was a lot of smoke, but it was coming from my now-charred lungs. Holy shit. Pack a day while I was there. Yiikes.

Ah, at last that trademark sexually-ambiguous elitism has come home to roost.
Damn straight!

Could you swipe Brian May's guitar for me while you're there?
I'm sure by now it's in some Japanese dude's house.

Eat some black pudding for me, Civil. Oh right... you're vegan. :(

I want to know someone who has tried it.
I wasn't always vegan. I've had it, I like it. A lot, actually.

I'm going to London someday.....oh well.
You can do it, man. I lived like a (drunk) king on 40 pounds a day. Granted I stayed with friends so I didn't have a lot of touristy expenses.

Word of advice: Don't eat at the Indian joint near the British Museum. Or at least don't pay by credit card. *grumbles* :mad:
Um, which of the 23,719 Indian joints are you talking about? :p And I pay cash, unless it's at a chain store. Learn your lessons!

Bring back a cute British guy for me! I'll pick him up when I'm at your place in September. :D
The closest I came was a super-hot lesbian. She does want to visit the States, but I don't see how that would work. But oh my, was she amazingly hot.

You are in London and you are still typing on CoG? Someone has issues ;)
True. But it was just the once.

I move from the London area and you visit.
How it is.
I see it.
I was actually going to PM you to see if you had any business in London! But...I didn't. So yeah, that's how it is. ;)

I was wondering what those fires I can see in the distance are.

Also a lot of police cars flew by earlier.

Least you picked a nice sunny weekend to turn up, and yes, this is sunny Brittish weather. Just learn to ignore the big black clouds in the distance.
You should know by now...if you don't like the weather in London wait five minutes.

As for fires, I did set some grass on fire using one of those shit disposable BBQs at a park. Good times!

And Civil, I hate London with a passion. If you want to burn the place down, go right ahead! There's a cookie in it for you. :D
Man, I don't get how you hate it. I love it with a passion - my favorite place to visit. The pubs! The parks! The women in Islington!

Bloody Northern Monkeys :p
Exactly.

While you're there, maybe you could stop in and say hello to my ex-fiance.
Ouch James. Well, if you would've given me a name I could at least make sure one of my friends dates her and breaks her heart.

I need to detox. Drunk every day. Out until the next morning many nights. Fried food out the ass (what's a vegan to do but go for the chips in the early hours). smoking a pack a day. When I got in yesterday the missus said I tasted of debauchery. Yeesh.

[Squidbot]

Sounds like you had a very British time. Well done :)

[Hotcod]

Sounds like you had a very British time. Well done :)

he didn't come here and get drunk with me, that clearly makes it a not very British time :P well i say that but i'm very very drunk

[MagGnome]

The closest I came was a super-hot lesbian. She does want to visit the States, but I don't see how that would work. But oh my, was she amazingly hot.

How the hell does that help me?

I think all of those chips clogged up your brain.

[fitbabits]

Ouch James. Well, if you would've given me a name I could at least make sure one of my friends dates her and breaks her heart.
It's cool. We're on good terms, actually.

[Zero]

When I got in yesterday the missus said I tasted of debauchery. Yeesh.

More debauchery than usual?

[civil]

he didn't come here and get drunk with me, that clearly makes it a not very British time :P well i say that but i'm very very drunk
We actually stayed in London. Too many plans to have a real go of it, though I did hang out with my Liverpool friends at a wedding.

How the hell does that help me?

I think all of those chips clogged up your brain.
Ahem. Yes, all those silky smooth, buttery, body-temperature, sticky and creamy chips clogged up my brain. And my hair. And got into my nose. :cool:

It's cool. We're on good terms, actually.
Oh, glad to hear that. But if you want someone to break her heart one day I know just the twats that will do it!

More debauchery than usual?
Apparently so. She got nervous when I suggested a drink yesterday at 11 AM. Hey, if the sun is up it's drinking time.

But now, now I detox. That's right, the master cleanse. I need to purge this shit, as I can still taste the smoke and feel the bloat. I don't know how you regular beer drinkers do it.

[MagGnome]

Ahem. Yes, all those silky smooth, buttery, body-temperature, sticky and creamy chips clogged up my brain. And my hair. And got into my nose. :cool:


What? :confused::confused: