JDAM saying contest

[bulletfood]

OK guys and gals, here's the "rules": reply back with what you think should be written on a JDAM (Joint Direct Attack Munition (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JDAM)). After we get enough suggestions, I will confer with the rest og the IGC staff and we will pick the best one. I will graffiti on a JDAM, take pictures and post them on this thread.

[Hawggy]

Make sure you tell all the civies what a JDAM is!

My 1st choice - "Martyr Maker"
2nd - "77 Virgins are waiting for you!!"

[Cactaur]

Not particularly original but appropriate I think: "OMFGWTFBBQ"

[hunterx280]

"One of these days Alice...Pow! Right to the MOON!"

EDIT: Or "POW! Right in the kisser!"

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[Doogie2K]

Pulled from the other thread:

I was thinking of an overturned Portal turret saying, "I don't blame you..."

[spcialk]

Imperial March Theme:

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/c/c6/ImperialMarchSnippetGminor.jpg/400px-ImperialMarchSnippetGminor.jpg

[hunterx280]

My thoughts on what should go on this weapon have made me realize something. I am one sick and twisted individual...

[Phil]

I want to see "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH" on one of them.

[Vigil80]

Personally, I'd like to see PipBoy emblazoned on the side...

Barring that, W40K has some sayings that were made to be written on the side of a bomb. For example, "Violence solves everything."

[Suave Peanut]

This is the most morbid contest I have ever seen.

I nominate "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"

[phoenyx]

"Knock Knock"
"I'm sorry. I forgot my keys again."
"Dear John, ..."
"It's not you, it's me."
"Why can't you just accept me for who I am?"

[lucklesswonder]

"All of life's problems can be solved with the proper application of high explosive."

"It's not you, it's me."

But that one's good, too.

[Cpl_Punnishment]

Missed it by that much.
He-e-e-e-re’s Johnny!
Never tell me the odds
The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked
my god has a bigger dick than your god

[Rock Bandit]

Thanks for all the fish.
Don't blame me, I voted for the other guy.
My other bomb's a Uwe Boll movie.

[lucklesswonder]

Should've taken a left at Albuquerque.

[BLeeP]

They're coming to get you, Barbara!

Ka-BOOM! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHgEnN2PFzo)

Good? Bad? I'm the one with the bomb.

Ia! Ia!

[lucklesswonder]

Point away from face.

HUGS!

[Ancalagon]

Are you sure the virgins are female?

[Hawggy]

It doesn't matter - Yer fukkin DED! ;)

[Hellbug]

Push little kart!

[Hawggy]

Well geez - who won?

[phoenyx]

You know what? That would be a good entry too! :)

[lucklesswonder]

Oh, one more, if it's not too late.

SNEAK ATTACK

[lucklesswonder]

A couple that were suggested to me.

"The F"

"But wait, there's more!"

[KamaItachi]

I think I can! I think I can!

[Count Elmdor]

Two legs good, four legs bad.