Dipswitch Comics "A Large Popcorn, A Large Coke, And An Eyewash Station"

[alienmastermind]

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Ungh! Take that!

Awww, yeah, it's Hump Day.



And with Wednesday's appearance, comes another Dipswitch. Today's comic was written by Hawkzombie, whose other comics can be found here (http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/showthread.php?t=10073). It is NSFW in the extreme, so be prepared.

I was getting a little burned out on the daily grind of finding something useful and funny to say, and this script (NOT SAFE FOR WORK) was golden.

It's definitely recharged my batteries for another project as well, which I'll have a sneak preview for over on my art thread (http://www.colonyofgamers.com/cogforums/showthread.php?t=7617).

Enjoy the comic.

I'm not kidding about needing an eyewash station.

Dan 'Alienmastermind' Houser

[Spigot]

I have to say that you guys hit on everything I didn't like about Transformers 2. Now, I thoroughly enjoyed it for being what it was. I went in expecting, nay, desiring a mindless, over-the-top, 2+ hour punch-fest between giant robots and in almost every respect, it delivered.

I didn't like those jack-ass twin-bots and I found that they really went over the top making it vulgar for the sake of being vulgar. I mean, humping robots? Giant brass balls? I actually facepalmed during that scene.

And, sure, Megan Fox is hot, but come on... They weren't kidding about replacing everything in the movie with her boobs.

The sad part is that it was still a much, much more enjoyable movie to watch than the first one.

[Hawkzombie]

Writing this...I hadn't seen the movie, just what a friend told me: It's basically Michael Bay shoving his balls in your face, sometimes almost literally (the 'wrecking' balls) for 2 hrs. That and the fact my favorite (Soundwave) got little screen time and didn't even fight...bleh.

Still, nice to know I captured the essence without even having to have SEEN the movie :p

And I like the first one. The sequel sounds to be an utter pile.

[Purple Santa]

I know you are relatively "new" member HZ but you have to be one of my favorite CoGers. I didn't see either movie but I know enough about them to love the comic. Nice work to both of you.

Will you team up again? I sense a new creative team on the comic scene :)

[Hawkzombie]

If he decides to run with it, I gave him a script for the next one.

I'd like to keep going...I miss doing web comics like this :p

And thanks Purple Santa...I dunno why, but I've pretty much embedded myself in this community XD

[Purple Santa]

And thanks Purple Santa...I dunno why, but I've pretty much embedded myself in this community XD

It's called online website addiction. There is no known cure yet :p. So i'm saying....you are stuck with us for awhile...

[Hawkzombie]

It's called online website addiction. There is no known cure yet :p. So i'm saying....you are stuck with us for awhile...

Or are YOU guys stuck with ME? haHA!

[alienmastermind]

Don't mind him. He's Canadian. :P

[Hawkzombie]

Technically, I'm an American living in Canada!

Ahhh...the benefits of being a mail order bride.